NOOOOOOOOO! Wilbur AND Dawn . . . and more banal dialogue for at least another week! And we were all hoping that we were going to move on to something else. Anything else.
So now the World's Greatest Parent or whatever he fancies himself as is going to give his daughter relationship advice: "Now, Dawn, whenever you stand outside a window in the rain drunkenly holding up a boombox, make sure you wear something water-repellent."
OMG, how much more yucky can this dialogue get? "We love one another madly and deeply?" I don't think I ever said that about any guy I was with. It sounds like something a girl in junior high school or Judy Jetson would say.
I'm kind of scared that Wilbur is actually the voice of reason here, considering all of the idiotic things he's done in the past. He should bring up all of the others that Dawn was "madly and deeply" in love with like Dr. Drew, Dave, Dr. McCreepy, One armed Jim, Harlan Jones...I'm sure I've lefty out a few.
Now we know what Iris did with her turtleneck. She tossed it into the “free clothing” box in the Charterstone laundry room and Dawn took it.
“Your young man”? “Madly and deeply”? How quaint. Wilbur and Dawn sound like they should be sitting in their parlor on a Sunday afternoon in 1880. It’s way past time for the Westons to take another cruise from hell.
Hugo has never indicated that he loves Dawn madly and deeply. More like casually. And as soon as he's done humoring her on video chat, he signs off and goes back to Mademoiselle Fifi.
I would add that Wilbur is about the last person in the world to be giving relationship advice, but I suppose we needn't worry, since previous storylines have established that Dawn is the about last person in the world to listen to relationship advice. Or if she does, it never seems to do her any good.
But Dawn, you've watched Hugo paint a house, but how many songs have you sung together? Unless you have harmonized to the Pina Colada song, you really don't know your young man.
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All I could think when I read this was, "Wilbur, give me a friggin' break, Mi Amore!"
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ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOO! Wilbur AND Dawn . . . and more banal dialogue for at least another week! And we were all hoping that we were going to move on to something else. Anything else.
So now the World's Greatest Parent or whatever he fancies himself as is going to give his daughter relationship advice: "Now, Dawn, whenever you stand outside a window in the rain drunkenly holding up a boombox, make sure you wear something water-repellent."
-- Scottie McW.
Will Hugo show up outside Dawn's window with a boom box after Wilbur forces her to break ties?
ReplyDelete"Dans tes yeux, Dans...tes..Yeuuuuuuuuuux!"
OMG, how much more yucky can this dialogue get? "We love one another madly and deeply?" I don't think I ever said that about any guy I was with. It sounds like something a girl in junior high school or Judy Jetson would say.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of scared that Wilbur is actually the voice of reason here, considering all of the idiotic things he's done in the past. He should bring up all of the others that Dawn was "madly and deeply" in love with like Dr. Drew, Dave, Dr. McCreepy, One armed Jim, Harlan Jones...I'm sure I've lefty out a few.
Now we know what Iris did with her turtleneck. She tossed it into the “free clothing” box in the Charterstone laundry room and Dawn took it.
ReplyDelete“Your young man”? “Madly and deeply”? How quaint. Wilbur and Dawn sound like they should be sitting in their parlor on a Sunday afternoon in 1880. It’s way past time for the Westons to take another cruise from hell.
Dawn should tell Wilbur that she'll be sure to get Hugo to buy her a expensive emerald ring so he can show his good intentions.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I guess Dawn probably doesn't know about that whole gong show. She must have heard about Wilbur's boombox episode?
ReplyDeleteHugo has never indicated that he loves Dawn madly and deeply. More like casually. And as soon as he's done humoring her on video chat, he signs off and goes back to Mademoiselle Fifi.
-- S. McW.
"But is that enough?"
ReplyDelete"Have you considered impulsively giving Hugo thousands of dollars worth of loose gemstones? It's the Weston Way."
Mais où donc est la Nance? We're missing a few piquant BFH titles :(
ReplyDeleteI would add that Wilbur is about the last person in the world to be giving relationship advice, but I suppose we needn't worry, since previous storylines have established that Dawn is the about last person in the world to listen to relationship advice. Or if she does, it never seems to do her any good.
ReplyDeleteDawn is well on her way towards taking over the family business — which I believe is “dying alone”
ReplyDeletePerhaps Wilbur could jet off with Dawn to somewhere infected with the Corona Virus...
ReplyDeleteBut Dawn, you've watched Hugo paint a house, but how many songs have you sung together? Unless you have harmonized to the Pina Colada song, you really don't know your young man.
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