Dawn, you’re an idiot. Jared works at NORTHview Hospital and Mary volunteers at MOUNTview hospital. Anyone with even the slightest interest in this strip knows that.
Mountview Hospital changed its name to Northview Hospital after that malpractice lawsuit. It had something to do with a meddling volunteer interfering in patients’ cases.
Immersed in school? Dawn barely does anything. She’s still working on her remedial courses. BTW, Dawn, pour that mug of witches’ brew in the closest potted plant pronto.
And he fed you that line about "only a few more years until he moves here" and you bought it. Don't be surprised when "only a few more years" becomes "only a few more few more years."
Okay, so where were all those friends of yours the other night, Dawn, when the only alternative to going to Estelle's place with your father, was to sit by yourself in a pizza joint and read?
Y'all have already covered the "immersed" bit, but I would like to point out that June has channeled Michelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" two out of the last three days, first with the hand off of the serpentine scarf and then with this bizarre 4-handed transmission of a veritable cauldron of steaming liquid in a manner almost guaranteed to provide at least 1st-degree burns all around.
Wanders, would you consider adding Joan Armatrading's "All the Way from America" to the jukebox? Geographically, the situation is the reverse of Dawn's, but it's the same old story.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
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Hard. Miss great deal.
Immersed, occupied work.
Moves!
Friends busy! Mine volunteer.
That?
Mountview Hospital changed its name to Northview Hospital after that malpractice lawsuit. It had something to do with a meddling volunteer interfering in patients’ cases.
ReplyDeleteImmersed in school? Dawn barely does anything. She’s still working on her remedial courses. BTW, Dawn, pour that mug of witches’ brew in the closest potted plant pronto.
@kitkat, you beat me to the witches' brew comment LOL.
ReplyDeleteDawn is so dumb and clueless. But then, maybe Northview and Mountainview merged after a hostile takeover.
I can't wait for the meddle Mary's going to do with Medical Assistant Jared. "Dear, you're way too old to be playing with Star Wars dolls."
Dawn is immersed in her studies. Perhaps she'll finally graduate after being in college 20 years.
ReplyDeleteAh, delusional Dawn.
Yeah, Hugo's occupied by "work." Sure he is.
And he fed you that line about "only a few more years until he moves here" and you bought it. Don't be surprised when "only a few more years" becomes "only a few more few more years."
-- Scottie McW.
I'm as ditzy as Dawn I meant "Mountview". SHEESH!
ReplyDeleteWho wants to bet that the author will make the mistake as well!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so where were all those friends of yours the other night, Dawn, when the only alternative to going to Estelle's place with your father, was to sit by yourself in a pizza joint and read?
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@ Wanders: Both have an O, N and T in the name, so it's all the same to Dawn.
ReplyDeleteY'all have already covered the "immersed" bit, but I would like to point out that June has channeled Michelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" two out of the last three days, first with the hand off of the serpentine scarf and then with this bizarre 4-handed transmission of a veritable cauldron of steaming liquid in a manner almost guaranteed to provide at least 1st-degree burns all around.
ReplyDeleteHugo the Francophile will move here when pigs fly, Dawn. Reminds me of Dave.
ReplyDeleteWanders, would you consider adding Joan Armatrading's "All the Way from America" to the jukebox? Geographically, the situation is the reverse of Dawn's, but it's the same old story.
ReplyDeleteI can hear the flesh sizzling in panel one. Oh, head’s up Dawn — it’s hot.
ReplyDeleteMy suggestion for the Charterstone Jukebox: "Delta Dawn" by Tanya Tucker.
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