Friday, March 6, 2020

Mary Worth 3304

"I can't look you in the eyes right now. Or ever."

22 comments:

  1. This plot is getting creepier and creepier. Why would you even mention something like this to someone you barely know? Is he going to invite Dawn to join his mom and her BF for some hot naked yoga?

    What gets me teed off is that Dawn doesn't find him mentioning this as weird and off putting and just hahahaha's along with him.

    These two morons were meant for each other.

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  2. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "Partial Script From A Monty Python Skit".

    Alert! Naked yoga!
    Blame!
    Sing, corny wacky!
    Ha ha! Right!

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  3. Hugo who? I have a feeling we may never see Frenchie again.

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  4. Jared’s mother and her BF may be so wacky that an alert from him might encourage them to, ahem, greet him in style. Things might get really interesting if Jared brings Dawn home to introduce her to mom. (I’ll call her Wacky Wanda.)

    Dawn, you have no idea about Hugo’s parents and their interests. Whatever those interests might be, they’re MUCH better than singing with a cat around a piano or practicing naked yoga.

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  5. Nance, you've outdone yourself!

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  6. Today's strip advanced the story, such as it is, not one whit.

    You're stealing, Moy, you're stealing.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  7. KitKat:

    Papa Le Pew and Maman Le Pew do not practice yoga nu. They have-how you say-perfected it.

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  8. No mention of what happened to Jared's father.

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  9. Chin Napkin GroupieMarch 6, 2020 at 12:41 PM

    It is such a pleasure to experience such scintillating banter from two perfectly matched soul mates. It is as if KM is channeling Noel Coward.

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  10. Chinny! Long time no blot.

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  11. Although these folks live in anything goes California, I can imagine a six year old Jared showing up at school with his mom’s wheat grass juicer for show and tell. You know he’s always been a dweeb.

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  12. Although these folks live in anything goes California, I can imagine a six year old Jared showing up at school with his mom’s wheat grass juicer for show and tell. You know he’s always been a dweeb.

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  13. I keep praying "Please let the BF be Harlan Jones...please let the BF be Harlan Jones."

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  14. @meg at 12;20 p.m., but of course! And they look like Catherine Deneuve and Yves Montand.

    @Chin Napkin Groupie at 12:41 p.m., your comment cracked me up!

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  15. SATURDAY: Where does Moy get her ideas? Apparently from us. By the way, that's one honking big burger Ms. Nose du Jour is hoisting there.

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  16. SATURDAY
    Diner gave Jared a kid’s cup. Dawn’s burger is so unappealing, it could have come from Mary’s kitchen.

    Meanwhile, in Paris, Hugo gives his cousin Brigitte an eye exam.

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  17. Aha! Just as we predicted! So who's going to dump who first?

    If it's a mutual parting of the ways, Hugo definitely got the better of it.

    So much for deeply and madly.

    Also, what could Hugo possibly be showing to his new mon amour? A picture of Dawn? Wilbur? His painted house? A pre-nup? His new corner office at Enterprise d'Édition Générique? Him doing naked yoga? Don't leave us hanging, Karen and June.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  18. Calling it now. The girl sitting too close to Hugo is his sister. A trope from a 1950s Girls' Romance comic book is Moy's idea of subverting expectations.

    Yahoonski, Dawn was the inspiration for the French saying:
    Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme nose.

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  19. So Hugo is an iPad Mini kind of guy. I’m trying to decide what that means. I don’t think it’s good.

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  20. The iPad minis are much bigger in France.

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  21. "The Ruse of the Fast Talker" How could they waste/lose such a gem by hiding it in the throw-away leader panels?

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