I'm trying to imagine what "something more" would be. Singing corny songs at the piano? Singing corny songs in the shower? Throwing a muffin onto someone's head? Enjoying some rare kind of chowder ("It's my first time with it!") at The Bum Boat? Doing the long-distance? Parkouring? Being just friends with one-armed Jim? Endlessly watching The Ruse of the Fast Talker? Stalking? Getting scammed? Listening to your tummy brains together? The possibilities are endless! Now, my imagination needs some brain bleach. Bleah.
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Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
ReplyDelete"The Suspense Is Only Killing Jared (Unless You Count The Level Of Our Boredom)".
(Friend...)
"More?"
Please let it end.
ReplyDeleteYou can only be happy with the one you’re not with — it’s called Relationship Dyslexia. It’s all recessive genes, passed from father to daugher.
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ReplyDeleteSo I guess this is how Friday and Saturday will go too.
Jeez, Moy, this is just fascinating stuff.
-- Scottie
Dawn's text: Getting on the plane. heading home
ReplyDeleteJared's text: ok (thumbs up)
Perfect Haiku title today Nance
Those clouds outside Dawn's window look pretty ominous. Guessing there could be a cloudburst somewhere over Iowa..
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to imagine what "something more" would be. Singing corny songs at the piano? Singing corny songs in the shower? Throwing a muffin onto someone's head? Enjoying some rare kind of chowder ("It's my first time with it!") at The Bum Boat? Doing the long-distance? Parkouring? Being just friends with one-armed Jim? Endlessly watching The Ruse of the Fast Talker? Stalking? Getting scammed? Listening to your tummy brains together?
ReplyDeleteThe possibilities are endless! Now, my imagination needs some brain bleach. Bleah.
ReplyDelete@katyb
He probably means naked yoga.
-- Scottie
Imagine being a patient in that hospital and having Jared enter your room to check your vital signs. Oy vey!
ReplyDeleteExcellent BFH title, Nance!
Another day of mopey Jared.
ReplyDeletePlease Lord, make it stop.