Wanders, you wrote yesterday that Jared is going to die. Will it be because, as a respected member of the medical field, he put his life on the line, or will it be out of sheer boredom like the rest of us?
Will this woman EVER grow up?! NO romance "lasts". You're going to get annoyed with Jared and his idiosyncrasies sooner than you can say "Wilbur Weston", so hold on, Dawn. And please go away now so we can hear about Toby and Ian's adopting a guinea pig and the Condo Board's meeting to see if it will be allowed at Charterstone.
Loving someone or something is never a waste of time, huh? What IS a hulking waste of time is this week in the Worthiverse with these two dullards.
Dawn’s happy with Jared but sad she couldn’t sustain her romance with Hugo? The last thing this bubblehead is ready for is a mature relationship. Reminds me of Wilbur.
@LouiseF: The Condo Board have approved a nervous dachshund and a one-eyed cat. There wouldn’t be a problem if Toby and Ian had been honest about their “guinea pig”. It’s actually a capybara. A really big one, from an illegal exotic animal dealer.
Groupie@321pm: You may not have considered this, but Chin Napkin’s fine dining career is at an end. It’s all disposable paper at the table now, baby! I’m sure some suitable second career will be found for Chinny...soaking up water from dripping faucets...dipped in milk to feed orphaned baby animals...Perhaps as a sail on a toy sailboat. Chinny has heart; he’ll be okay.
Meg@534PM: It warms my heart when anyone remembers Chinny. He was one of a kind with an infectious personality. He may be gone but hopefully not forgotten. I like your imaginings of his current whereabouts, especially as a sail although I think it more likely that he is currently shining shoes or working as a really good paint rag.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
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Wanders, you wrote yesterday that Jared is going to die. Will it be because, as a respected member of the medical field, he put his life on the line, or will it be out of sheer boredom like the rest of us?
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How will Jared die? He "borrows" a laser scalpel from the hospital as part of his convention cosplay. Hilarity ensues.
ReplyDeleteWill this woman EVER grow up?! NO romance "lasts". You're going to get annoyed with Jared and his idiosyncrasies sooner than you can say "Wilbur Weston", so hold on, Dawn. And please go away now so we can hear about Toby and Ian's adopting a guinea pig and the Condo Board's meeting to see if it will be allowed at Charterstone.
ReplyDeleteLoving someone or something is never a waste of time, huh? What IS a hulking waste of time is this week in the Worthiverse with these two dullards.
ReplyDeleteDawn’s happy with Jared but sad she couldn’t sustain her romance with Hugo? The last thing this bubblehead is ready for is a mature relationship. Reminds me of Wilbur.
it's a waste if you love the wrong person.
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ReplyDelete@LouiseF: The Condo Board have approved a nervous dachshund and a one-eyed cat. There wouldn’t be a problem if Toby and Ian had been honest about their “guinea pig”. It’s actually a capybara. A really big one, from an illegal exotic animal dealer.
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ReplyDeleteComing Monday:
Toby sees Dawn in the hallway and says, "Hi, Dawn. Mary told me you were in New York. How was it?"
Dawn replies, "As long as you asked . . ."
-- Scottie McW.
@Regina: get in line....
ReplyDeleteWhere is Jared all thing time? Spying on nurses at Mount/North view? He seems creepy that way.
Thank you all for the wonderful, hilarious comments. I would never read Mary Worth if it weren't for this blog.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping to see Jared's sneakers (with velcro straps) sticking out from under a huge pile of toppled cafeteria trays.
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re-dun-dant: not or no longer needed or useful; superflous; as in Mary Worth dialogue
ReplyDeleteGroupie@321pm: You may not have considered this, but Chin Napkin’s fine dining career is at an end. It’s all disposable paper at the table now, baby! I’m sure some suitable second career will be found for Chinny...soaking up water from dripping faucets...dipped in milk to feed orphaned baby animals...Perhaps as a sail on a toy sailboat. Chinny has heart; he’ll be okay.
ReplyDeleteMeg@534PM: It warms my heart when anyone remembers Chinny. He was one of a kind with an infectious personality. He may be gone but hopefully not forgotten. I like your imaginings of his current whereabouts, especially as a sail although I think it more likely that he is currently shining shoes or working as a really good paint rag.
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ReplyDeleteChin Napkin and Meg: Let's just hope Dawn and Jared don't reproduce and he ends up as a cloth diaper.
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