Saul Wynter used to be an interesting character before Greta came along and ruined him. Let's get back to Madi, please. Or better yet, Lyle.
Saul Wynter used to be an interesting character before Greta came along and ruined him. Let's get back to Madi, please. Or better yet, Lyle.
ReplyDeleteYou're onto something, Wanders. Wouldn't we love to see a series of fortunate events bring together Arthur, Lyle, Hugo, Ted, and Zak at a bar in LaGuardia Airport? They start talking and familiarity ensues.
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
ReplyDelete"Overheard At Das Deutsche Spa".
Yes.
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Oh, Greta!
Wanders and Scottie McW, I’d like to add Fabiana and her cousin to the gathering at LaGuardia. And, if we can climb into the Wayback Machine, how about Jill Black? A mean drunk would top off things perfectly.
ReplyDeleteNance, you’re maintaining your high BFH title standards!
If we assume for a moment that Lyle is tied up in a drug ring in Venezuela, does that mean that he was associated with the shootout at Santaroymart's warehouse wheneverago that happened?
ReplyDeleteIt's too late, Saul. Greta's been traumatized, and the only thing you can do now is take her to a dog psychiatrist to get a prescription for valium, along with some "Good dog, Greta!" talk therapy. Even that probably won't keep her from snarling every time she sees a shirt on the floor.
ReplyDeleteI sense a major twist coming--Madi isn't the bad guy here, that will eventually be Saul. Greta's minor discomfort will lead him into a murderous frenzy. As he starts with his ax on Madi, he will leave a bloody trail through Charterstone screaming, "Sow the wind, REAP THE WHIRLWIND!" Or, Greta and Madi will make friends and Mary will make muffins. I'm okay either way.
ReplyDeleteI don't have much experience with dogs, but seems like it's not a good idea to hold any animal like that when it's feeling distressed.
ReplyDeleteOk it's going to be a long summer with this story line so lets' cut to the chase and hit the likely highlights of this adventure. Mary try's to get Madi out of her shell by taking her under her wing teaching her how to bake muffins. Unknown to Mary Madi drops some marijuana mix into the muffins which are subsequently given away at some Charterstone party event. Residents of Charterstone rave about Maidi's new muffins and Mary is horrified to find out she is no longer the residing muffin queen. Girl meets dog, girl hates dog, dog meets girl, dog fears girl. At some point the two will bond when Madi runs away falls down a well and Greata locates her and brings a rescue party. Dog accomplish what Mary could not do and brings Madi out of her pre teen angst shell. The final conclusive panel for this series with all the various rehash should role in around Halloween, final panel being Greta saying woof.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile in a parallel Mary Worth Universe, the Santa Royale police have just opened an investigation based on an anonymous tip about a suspicious single male in Charterstone who is possibly holding a young girl, unrelated to him against her will.