Friday, August 14, 2020

Mary Worth 3439

 

This must be killing Mary. No one ever prays to her when her interference does the trick. Plus, they made her turn her back when they added the unnamed secret ingredient.

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  1. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "If Lady Macbeth Had Been A Baker".

    Out world! Difference!
    Secret ingredient!
    Thank you!
    You!

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  2. Another BFH home run by Nance! Cue the pandemic virtual crowd noise!

    Maybe the secret ingredient was eggshells - the broken eggs that were in evidence earlier have disappeared.

    Inquiring minds want to know: WHERE IS IAN?

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  3. As Wanders surmises, they must be high. Ergo, I guess the secret ingredient is some of that LSD that made Gram see colors. No amount of legal substance could possibly make that much of a difference in Toby's glop.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  4. With that secret ingredient, I sure hope we get to see the condo board meeting. That could provide a strong contender for Panel of the Year at next year’s Worthy Awards.

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  5. Gram must sit at the right hand of God, just like my deceased mother-in-law. My wife prays to her for all sorts of things, mainly the weather.

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  6. Look at them. The secret ingredient was definitely something psychoactive.

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  7. Could it be that the secret ingredient is something you ingest (or smoke) before you start making the banana bread--an ingredient of the overall experience rather than an ingredient of the banana bread?

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  8. Ian isn't there because he's at the strip club. Looking for Toby's replacement. They'll discuss it at the condo board meeting. Crack-soaked banana bread, anyone?

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  9. I think Gram's secret ingredient was her CBD oil. I'm sure Toby has plenty of that lying around.

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