Great “Green” move by the MW authors and publishers! By totally doing away with the characters’ names, there are significant savings on ink and electrons!
From the looks of it, she came here to find the pipsqueak who stole her husband’s harp and gold egg-laying goose — and fully intends on grinding the lil’ snot-nosed punk’s bones to make her man’s bread.
I’m sure her descent from the beanstalk was incredibly graceful.
Apparently Buxom Blond either doesn't watch the news or has no sense of smell and neither does Saul. Nobody in their right mind is moving to California right now.
Saul, perhaps you know my son Jared? He has my nose. No, he literally has my nose and I moved here to find it. All I know is that he has taken up with some hateful harridan who has ties to France!
Actually, I was referring to the absence of smoky haze in Charterstone from all the wildfires in California. Of course, since there's no COVID 19 in Santa Royale, there are no wildfires either. It's a happy place.
I thought Saul was headed for death - but now I think it's love! I think by WE she means her and the dog. But I was wrong about Saul keeling over so......
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
I don't know, Wanders. With a face like hers, I think that "we" could refer to a lot of different species.
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We need some clarification here. Does “we” refer to Buxom Blondie and Max, or is there a significant other human in the equation?
ReplyDeleteGreat “Green” move by the MW authors and publishers! By totally doing away with the characters’ names, there are significant savings on ink and electrons!
ReplyDeleteFrom the looks of it, she came here to find the pipsqueak who stole her husband’s harp and gold egg-laying goose — and fully intends on grinding the lil’ snot-nosed punk’s bones to make her man’s bread.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure her descent from the beanstalk was incredibly graceful.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
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Join? Max.
Please do.
Visiting?
Moved.
Out-of-state!
ReplyDeleteHa haaaa! LouiseF called it Sunday when she said we'd learn her dog's name before we learned hers!
So much secrecy. Is Charterstone a haven for people in Witness Protection?
Maybe "we" refers to her extended family of 16 squatters who are crammed into a broken-down mobile home in the parking lot.
-- Scottie McW.
Are we sure Charterstone is in California? Is sounds like she fled to Maine to escape The Covid. I bet she has New York plates on her car.
ReplyDeleteBased on her clothing choices, Buxom Blondie moved from the State of Colorblind People.
ReplyDeleteAnother boffo BFH title, Nance. Take a bow!
We're from France.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to add. You all have outdone yourselves! Buxom Blondie LOL!
ReplyDeleteApparently Buxom Blond either doesn't watch the news or has no sense of smell and neither does Saul. Nobody in their right mind is moving to California right now.
ReplyDeleteSaul, perhaps you know my son Jared? He has my nose. No, he literally has my nose and I moved here to find it. All I know is that he has taken up with some hateful harridan who has ties to France!
ReplyDeleteLouise- Are you saying Saul doesn’t smell? I’m gonna have to disagree with you on that.
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ReplyDelete"We're from France"! Hahahahahahaha!
-- S. McW.
How do you even pronounce those hyphens? Is is some kind of secret code between her and her dog?
ReplyDeleteActually, I was referring to the absence of smoky haze in Charterstone from all the wildfires in California. Of course, since there's no COVID 19 in Santa Royale, there are no wildfires either. It's a happy place.
ReplyDeleteI thought Saul was headed for death - but now I think it's love! I think by WE she means her and the dog. But I was wrong about Saul keeling over so......
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