Good thing they are not married. Imagine how they would handle a major appliance needing to be replaced AND having to pay the mortgage the same week? Talk about a bumpy road to love!
Jeez, Babe's being pretty irrational, even for a Worthiverse character.
Cut your losses, Tommy. Yeah, it'll hurt for a while -- maybe a long while -- but if she's this hysterical over something that didn't happen and she won't even listen, then you're better off. Imagine enduring a lifetime of being accused of phantom sins.
I suggest you start with, "Your loss, toots." Yeah, it's not much of a loss, but you might salvage your dignity, such as it is.
I smell a rat. Wasn’t Brandy already giving Tommy the cold shoulder before this whole Vin / Tommy encounter? “Not tonight, Tommy, I’ve got a headache.” “I need to sort my thoughts.” I still think there is a former ‘boyfriend showing up’ thing going on. Thus her second thoughts about marrying Tommy, the guy who, a couple of weeks ago, she was so madly in love with. So… Brandy lives in a crappy part of town. She knows Vin; for crying out loud, she passes by the alley he hangs out in every day on her way to work. I think she set Tommy up! “Vin, here’s the $40 I lifted from Freda’s yesterday. Tommy should be passing by here tonight. Pick up a couple of 8-balls. I know he’ll cave. Help me out, man, and I promise you I’ll drop off all the day old donuts you can eat for the rest of your life.”
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
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Old ways. Help!
Need...
Hard...break.
No! Leave!
Brandy should have picked up a hearing aid while she was at the pharmacy.
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“Clean up needed in Aisle 2 - wet floor from weeping!”
ReplyDeleteNance, let’s imagine Weird Al’s “Amish Paradise” in the background to underscore your BFH, tee hee.
Why do couples in the Worthiverse “take a break” instead of breaking up?
Good thing they are not married. Imagine how they would handle a major appliance needing to be replaced AND having to pay the mortgage the same week? Talk about a bumpy road to love!
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ReplyDeleteJeez, Babe's being pretty irrational, even for a Worthiverse character.
Cut your losses, Tommy. Yeah, it'll hurt for a while -- maybe a long while -- but if she's this hysterical over something that didn't happen and she won't even listen, then you're better off. Imagine enduring a lifetime of being accused of phantom sins.
I suggest you start with, "Your loss, toots." Yeah, it's not much of a loss, but you might salvage your dignity, such as it is.
-- Scottie McW.
If Brandy is this upset about a minor thing, imagine what she will be like when they are kicked out of their apartment, and she is pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI smell a rat. Wasn’t Brandy already giving Tommy the cold shoulder before this whole Vin / Tommy encounter? “Not tonight, Tommy, I’ve got a headache.” “I need to sort my thoughts.” I still think there is a former ‘boyfriend showing up’ thing going on. Thus her second thoughts about marrying Tommy, the guy who, a couple of weeks ago, she was so madly in love with. So… Brandy lives in a crappy part of town. She knows Vin; for crying out loud, she passes by the alley he hangs out in every day on her way to work. I think she set Tommy up! “Vin, here’s the $40 I lifted from Freda’s yesterday. Tommy should be passing by here tonight. Pick up a couple of 8-balls. I know he’ll cave. Help me out, man, and I promise you I’ll drop off all the day old donuts you can eat for the rest of your life.”
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Keep it up so i need mo comics like this
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