Mary's platitudes are pass alongs from her own 12-step recorvery group: Muffins anonymous. She's struggling there. She is currently sublimating muffins with banana bread, which everyone knows is a loser's game. Excuse me: Human's game.
Tommy, your hair is a mess. Attending to that straggly mop would be step one on the road to change. Ditching your wardrobe of hoodies can be the second step. And look - Mary’s going to offer you some All Bran to start to get things moving!
Nobody at Charterstone is allowed to talk to anyone other than Mary. It's clearly the base for a brainwashed cult group. Somebody needs to do something.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Tommy, your hair is a mess. Attending to that straggly mop would be step one on the road to change. Ditching your wardrobe of hoodies can be the second step. And look - Mary’s going to offer you some All Bran to start to get things moving!
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Loser!
Mess, human.
Failure, learning.
First winner!
ReplyDeleteHa haaaa! Nance, you're amazing!
-- Scottie McW.
Mary knows that Tommy’s self-esteem is just clogged up. That’s why she’s getting out all All-Bran. These are gonna be muffins you eat sitting down.
ReplyDeleteMary, I would like to point out that someone can be both human and a mess. I have seen the evidence.
ReplyDeleteNance, you are definitely a winner.
ReplyDeleteAh ha!! All Bran!! That's the secret ingredient in Mary's muffins.
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ReplyDeleteInsightful commentary by Nance!
ReplyDeleteIf Mary has any soggy All Bran left over, Mr. Allora can use it to patch potholes in the Charterstone parking lot.
Nobody at Charterstone is allowed to talk to anyone other than Mary. It's clearly the base for a brainwashed cult group. Somebody needs to do something.
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ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone. I just couldn't resist. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThanks again, Nance, for your sharp eye!
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I am messy is like saying I'm a man haha.
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