GAAAAAHHHHHH! This tripe has already gone on two weeks too long, and now we're in for superfluous week 3. We do not deserve this.
That's a pretty catty thing to say, Brandybabe. I suppose you don't have a tree at all. Maybe Tommybabe can build one for you out of your empty Diet Coke cans.
Reading this strip is like being behind a confused driver on a traffic roundabout. They just go around and around and can’t find the exit. We may be here until Christmas. Maybe New Year.
Abandon all hope ye who read Mary Worth; Moy has obviously decided to phone it in until at least January. Can't she turn this horrible storyline into a "Brandy loves Tommy" spinoff with Vin as a lovable loser friend in a supporting role, and Freida as a guest star?
Good one Steve!! A spinoff is the best idea yet. Like when you were a kid riding the merry-go-round too fast and you were flung off far away. The show would be like "Joanie Loves Chachi" See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w13Vpt074Qc (Not responsible for adverse medical or psychological reaction upon viewing this video) Now we're just going to have to wait for Tommy to learn some piano chords.
JUST ANNOUNCED: The Syndicate cancels Mary Worth! Replaces with "The Babes," a story featuring our favorite backup characters Tommy and Brandy every day UNTIL THE END OF TIME! See 7Up trees form! Gasp as Brandy confiscates an expired credit card at the checkout. Marvel as Tommy fights off temptation to bust a dime bag! Can marriage be far off for these ragtag heroes? What? Brandy says "No!" Again!
Tommy, the reason you got a great discount is because that’s a patio umbrella, not a tree.
@fauxprof, did you mean Christmas 2021? I figure KM said, “Why bother with a different plot so late in the year? I’ll just stick with Dumb and Dumber and rehash the dialogue over and over and over...”
There are traditions in which it is usual to put up the tree on Christmas Eve. Christmas itself is, after all, the beginning of the musically-celebrated Twelve Days of Christmas, not the effective end of the season as it is now. Perhaps Tommy is just being old-fashioned.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
ReplyDeleteGAAAAAHHHHHH! This tripe has already gone on two weeks too long, and now we're in for superfluous week 3. We do not deserve this.
That's a pretty catty thing to say, Brandybabe. I suppose you don't have a tree at all. Maybe Tommybabe can build one for you out of your empty Diet Coke cans.
That's the skinniest tree trunk I've ever seen.
-- Scottie McW.
Reading this strip is like being behind a confused driver on a traffic roundabout. They just go around and around and can’t find the exit. We may be here until Christmas. Maybe New Year.
ReplyDeleteBrandy: Tommy, if you mention our breakup one more time, you're not gonna need that tree stand.
ReplyDeleteTommy: Whadda ya mean, Babe? With no stand, where would I stick this tree?
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Since this dreck is just going to repeat like a CD with a bad scratch we should get an early start on the Worthy awards.
ReplyDeleteAbandon all hope ye who read Mary Worth; Moy has obviously decided to phone it in until at least January. Can't she turn this horrible storyline into a "Brandy loves Tommy" spinoff with Vin as a lovable loser friend in a supporting role, and Freida as a guest star?
ReplyDeleteGood one Steve!! A spinoff is the best idea yet. Like when you were a kid riding the merry-go-round too fast and you were flung off far away. The show would be like "Joanie Loves Chachi" See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w13Vpt074Qc (Not responsible for adverse medical or psychological reaction upon viewing this video) Now we're just going to have to wait for Tommy to learn some piano chords.
ReplyDeleteJUST ANNOUNCED: The Syndicate cancels Mary Worth! Replaces with "The Babes," a story featuring our favorite backup characters Tommy and Brandy every day UNTIL THE END OF TIME! See 7Up trees form! Gasp as Brandy confiscates an expired credit card at the checkout. Marvel as Tommy fights off temptation to bust a dime bag! Can marriage be far off for these ragtag heroes? What? Brandy says "No!" Again!
ReplyDeleteTommy, the reason you got a great discount is because that’s a patio umbrella, not a tree.
ReplyDelete@fauxprof, did you mean Christmas 2021? I figure KM said, “Why bother with a different plot so late in the year? I’ll just stick with Dumb and Dumber and rehash the dialogue over and over and over...”
Yea, a five fingered discount!
ReplyDeleteThere are traditions in which it is usual to put up the tree on Christmas Eve. Christmas itself is, after all, the beginning of the musically-celebrated Twelve Days of Christmas, not the effective end of the season as it is now. Perhaps Tommy is just being old-fashioned.
ReplyDeleteJana, no, he's just being cheap. He got it marked down, because it was cut in October, and now all of the needles are falling off.
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