Eating at the food court may have taken cartilage off Saul’s nose, Wanders, but it’s adding bulk to both he and Eve. They might have difficulty moving on - through the door.
Since Eve is now all happy, smiley, this would be a great time for Saul to break out his Sean Connery impression. Remember the SNL skit where Sean is a contestant and takes “The Rapist” for $200? Alex Trebek character: “That’s Therapist, you idiot!”
I notice that while her fellow food court attendees are eating large swaths of french fries, it appears that Eve is virtuously eating a salad. Truly, she is turning over a new leaf.
MB @236: I predict that Saul and Eve’s story will end like Jane Austen’s novels do- with a wedding- and then we will never hear from them again. (Confidential to Eve: he’s way too old for you, dear.
I agree with MDMaryTed. This must end. Seriously -- we have entirely absorbed into our very souls the mantra, "Dogs are good. Therapy is good." It's time to move on to new philosophical heights. Besides, if they ever get past the dogs/therapy part of this romance, they're gonna need some privacy.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Eating at the food court may have taken cartilage off Saul’s nose, Wanders, but it’s adding bulk to both he and Eve. They might have difficulty moving on - through the door.
ReplyDeletePlease. Make. this. stop.
ReplyDeleteSurely Moy is tweaking us by having Eve speak of moving on.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering what Saul is looking at. He's clearly not looking at Eve. Is he as bored as I am?
ReplyDeleteIs... is Saul breaking the fourth wall? His eye contact with us is unsettling me.
ReplyDeleteSaul is looking at that super-sized serving of French fries and wishing he had ordered them.
ReplyDeleteIt's KM who should be seeking forgiveness
ReplyDeleteSince Eve is now all happy, smiley, this would be a great time for Saul to break out his Sean Connery impression. Remember the SNL skit where Sean is a contestant and takes “The Rapist” for $200? Alex Trebek character: “That’s Therapist, you idiot!”
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I notice that while her fellow food court attendees are eating large swaths of french fries, it appears that Eve is virtuously eating a salad. Truly, she is turning over a new leaf.
ReplyDeleteThis ends one of two ways:
ReplyDelete(1) Eve tells Saul that — now that she’s “cured” — she’s moving somewhere where happy, well-balanced people live, i.e. Somewhere Not Charterstone
(2) Eve and Saul in two side-by-side bathtubs
MB @236: I predict that Saul and Eve’s story will end like Jane Austen’s novels do- with a wedding- and then we will never hear from them again. (Confidential to Eve: he’s way too old for you, dear.
ReplyDeleteI agree with MDMaryTed.
ReplyDeleteThis must end.
Seriously -- we have entirely absorbed into our very souls the mantra, "Dogs are good. Therapy is good." It's time to move on to new philosophical heights.
Besides, if they ever get past the dogs/therapy part of this romance, they're gonna need some privacy.