Mary, would it be asking too much for you to just listen for a few minutes before spouting out your clueless robo-responses? Also, can you please help me lift this hamburger? Thank you.
Even Mary's coffee looks purple.. I keep thinking there's SOME reason JB colors so many things purple, lilac, orchid, etc. It does lead to the Worthiverse looking pastel. No primary colors like in Andy Capp or Snuffy Smith..
"He's not even forty yet." Plenty of time to have a mid-life crisis. When he does then you will find out what is wrong with him. I hope Drew gets an hour of counseling so Dr. Jeff can relax.
That's my kind of hamburger... but how in tarnation is Dr. Jeff holding it? I know you're talking to Mary, but unclench and spread your fingers out, man!
That's a hamburger? I thought it was a rotisserie chicken and Jeff was doing what I always do, picking off the skin to eat first. Why is his head so small, by the way?
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Mary, would it be asking too much for you to just listen for a few minutes before spouting out your clueless robo-responses? Also, can you please help me lift this hamburger? Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYour friend and would-be husband,
Dr. Jeff
ReplyDeleteDaddy Dearest doesn't know if Drew is unhappy, but it sounds like he's about to make him unhappy.
Also, it sounds like Mary is trying to discourage Jeff from meddling. She must want this all for herself. "Jeff, hold my beer. I got this."
-- Scottie McW.
Even Mary's coffee looks purple.. I keep thinking there's SOME reason JB colors so many things purple, lilac, orchid, etc. It does lead to the Worthiverse looking pastel. No primary colors like in Andy Capp or Snuffy Smith..
ReplyDelete"He's not even forty yet." Plenty of time to have a mid-life crisis. When he does then you will find out what is wrong with him.
ReplyDeleteI hope Drew gets an hour of counseling so Dr. Jeff can relax.
Jeff: “My son has looks, education, a great career and people who love him.”
ReplyDeleteMary: “And, thankfully, his mother’s nose instead of that olfactory turnip you got stuck with. Oooo… Did I say that out loud?”
HelenClark
All of you, including Wanders, are firing on all cylinders today! Hahahahaha etc. etc.
ReplyDelete“Drew’s not even 40 yet. He has time to figure it out! I myself was pushing 107 when I finally ascended to my prime.”
That's my kind of hamburger... but how in tarnation is Dr. Jeff holding it? I know you're talking to Mary, but unclench and spread your fingers out, man!
ReplyDeleteThat hamburger has holes in it like a bowling ball
ReplyDeleteFinger holes. They are needed with burgers that size.
ReplyDeleteToday's (unforgivably tardy) Boldface Haiku is titled
ReplyDelete"Why The Saul/Eve Storyline Went On So Long".
Unhappy?
More.
That's a hamburger? I thought it was a rotisserie chicken and Jeff was doing what I always do, picking off the skin to eat first. Why is his head so small, by the way?
ReplyDeleteWait, so -- are dogs good? Is therapy good? When will Mary let us know?
ReplyDeleteI am intrigued that he managed to take a bite of the bun without disturbing the hamburger patty.
ReplyDeleteHe’s vegan; he just wanted to make a show of his carnivore manliness by ordering a burger. What he really craves is that turquoise lettuce.
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