Uh, Drew... she just barged into your workplace and called you a %$#@! in front of your co-workers and Mary Worth. Is this really someone you want to spend time with? I mean, think of all the meddling that's coming.
Regarding Ashlee, it may have been better to notify security than go out to lunch with her. Also, it has been my impression that hospital doctors usually don't leave the hospital to have lunch at neighborhood pizza places. I could be wrong about that.
The big pizza on the window reminds us of the enormous burger that showed up a while back. Too bad June didn't include it in the view from inside the place.
Dr. Drew: But Ashlee, I got called in due to an emergency. There was a fire at the apartment complex downtown and we are expecting multiple trauma patients. I have to be here. Ashlee: But you stood me up, and I am upset. See the tears? And my makeup is ruined. Dr. Drew: Well, in that case let's leave and I will buy you lunch. The patients can wait.
Wow! Drew is definitely in need of a vacation. Pretty sure there are some great birdwatching jaunts he could be off on. And KM compounds the dunderheadedness by starting this morning's panel "When Drew apologizes to Ashlee". HE's apologizing?! She's the one spouting profanity in his workplace and having a hissy fit. Thank heaven Mary was there to witness this! I predict dinner at the Bumboat with Jeff(with the fish on the wall going "Tsk, Tsk") as Mary informs Jeff what's going on with Robo-Drew. It's about time Mary showed up. She's been AWOL for the (ahem)drama in the last few stories.
Oh I so loved Mary's scowl the other day. Too bad Drew didn't take Ashlee to the hospital cafeteria for the old fish. Then Mary could have continued watching and scowling at them from there. With a little luck, she could have paged Jeff and they could have scowled at them together. What fun!
Is Santa Royale near some toxic waste dump or some other disaster area that effects people's cognitive abilities? Why would any rational human being go anywhere near Ashlee who just embarrassed him at work, especially a (supposedly) good looking doctor who (also supposedly) can have his pick of female companions?
Jitterbugs have ‘record’ feature?? Stop the presses at AARP news!
Although this may be just an act of defiance to get Jeff and Mary out of his nearly 40 year old “busy- ness”. Him and Ashlee against against the elderly world...
Meg: I like your reference to Jitterbug. But for the benefit of anyone under age 70, Jitterbug is a phone for old, technology challenged people. And yes, Jeff and Ashley probable resent having to have a job rather than having nothing to do but judge others and meddle
"Drewie-Pooie, I bet you live in a nice big house with lots of room where a dear friend could stay for a teensy-weensy little itty-bitty time until her modeling career takes off. And since you're a big-shot docky-wocky, I bet you could get someone a nice job at your business where she wouldn't have to do too much, and certainly nothing icky. Could you be a sweetheart and help out an old friend, Drewie-Pooie?"
It is too bad that KM has to go to this extreme to create drama. Ashlee is completely unlikable, bucking for comparison to Margot Robie's depiction of Tanya Harding, which at least did have a backstory. I know I'm on thin ice, comparing an Academy Award winning film to Mary Worth(!), but There's never any backstory in the Worthiverse with the conniving female characters that KM creates, just cartoonish overacting and blind, selfish ambition or pathetic victimhood. Someone said it already, but she needs to meet some 21st century women or find more roles for Terry Bryce, the notable ex-federal agent and current IT expert who Mary sometimes consults when her friends get in a self-generated pickle. Stepping off my soapbox now...
Meg, Mary’s beta testing a new Jitterbug. The record feature uses an actual record (45 rpm, not 33 1/3 — an LP would be way too large).
I’m glad Ashlee wiped the running mascara from her face before stuffing that revolting pizza into her mouth.
Could Ashlee apprentice as a hospital volunteer under Major Mary Worth while she waits for her big modeling break? That would be an interesting item on her resume when she hits the big time. It wouldn’t pay anything, but if she moves in with the Cory men as Scottie McW. suggested, that wouldn’t be a problem.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Regarding Ashlee, it may have been better to notify security than go out to lunch with her. Also, it has been my impression that hospital doctors usually don't leave the hospital to have lunch at neighborhood pizza places. I could be wrong about that.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Bella Hadid never eats pizza.
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The big pizza on the window reminds us of the enormous burger that showed up a while back. Too bad June didn't include it in the view from inside the place.
ReplyDeleteDrew could not "skip work", but he is doing that right now, skipping work. Hey, shoot Ashlee at the pizza parlor!
ReplyDeleteDr. Drew: But Ashlee, I got called in due to an emergency. There was a fire at the apartment complex downtown and we are expecting multiple trauma patients. I have to be here.
ReplyDeleteAshlee: But you stood me up, and I am upset. See the tears? And my makeup is ruined.
Dr. Drew: Well, in that case let's leave and I will buy you lunch. The patients can wait.
ReplyDelete"Okay . . . but don't let it happen again, %$#@! I mean it."
-- Scottie McW.
Wow! Drew is definitely in need of a vacation. Pretty sure there are some great birdwatching jaunts he could be off on. And KM compounds the dunderheadedness by starting this morning's panel "When Drew apologizes to Ashlee". HE's apologizing?! She's the one spouting profanity in his workplace and having a hissy fit. Thank heaven Mary was there to witness this! I predict dinner at the Bumboat with Jeff(with the fish on the wall going "Tsk, Tsk") as Mary informs Jeff what's going on with Robo-Drew. It's about time Mary showed up. She's been AWOL for the (ahem)drama in the last few stories.
ReplyDeleteLouiseF, I bet Mary’s at the booth behind Drew and Ashlee’s, hiding behind a menu while she records every word on her phone.
ReplyDeleteDrew took Ashlee to Tony’s because Luigi’s, Antonio’s, Giovanni’s, Maria’s, Mama Luisa’s, [insert stereotypical Italian name] are closed on Monday.
Oh I so loved Mary's scowl the other day. Too bad Drew didn't take Ashlee to the hospital cafeteria for the old fish. Then Mary could have continued watching and scowling at them from there. With a little luck, she could have paged Jeff and they could have scowled at them together. What fun!
ReplyDeleteIs Santa Royale near some toxic waste dump or some other disaster area that effects people's cognitive abilities? Why would any rational human being go anywhere near Ashlee who just embarrassed him at work, especially a (supposedly) good looking doctor who (also supposedly) can have his pick of female companions?
ReplyDeleteJitterbugs have ‘record’ feature?? Stop the presses at AARP news!
ReplyDeleteAlthough this may be just an act of defiance to get Jeff and Mary out of his nearly 40 year old “busy- ness”. Him and Ashlee against against the elderly world...
Meg: I like your reference to Jitterbug. But for the benefit of anyone under age 70, Jitterbug is a phone for old, technology challenged people. And yes, Jeff and Ashley probable resent having to have a job rather than having nothing to do but judge others and meddle
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"Drewie-Pooie, I bet you live in a nice big house with lots of room where a dear friend could stay for a teensy-weensy little itty-bitty time until her modeling career takes off. And since you're a big-shot docky-wocky, I bet you could get someone a nice job at your business where she wouldn't have to do too much, and certainly nothing icky. Could you be a sweetheart and help out an old friend, Drewie-Pooie?"
-- Scottie McW.
It is too bad that KM has to go to this extreme to create drama. Ashlee is completely unlikable, bucking for comparison to Margot Robie's depiction of Tanya Harding, which at least did have a backstory. I know I'm on thin ice, comparing an Academy Award winning film to Mary Worth(!), but There's never any backstory in the Worthiverse with the conniving female characters that KM creates, just cartoonish overacting and blind, selfish ambition or pathetic victimhood. Someone said it already, but she needs to meet some 21st century women or find more roles for Terry Bryce, the notable ex-federal agent and current IT expert who Mary sometimes consults when her friends get in a self-generated pickle. Stepping off my soapbox now...
ReplyDeleteDINER has a bad track record.
ReplyDeleteSo why isn’t he taking her picture now?
ReplyDeleteMeg, Mary’s beta testing a new Jitterbug. The record feature uses an actual record (45 rpm, not 33 1/3 — an LP would be way too large).
ReplyDeleteI’m glad Ashlee wiped the running mascara from her face before stuffing that revolting pizza into her mouth.
Could Ashlee apprentice as a hospital volunteer under Major Mary Worth while she waits for her big modeling break? That would be an interesting item on her resume when she hits the big time. It wouldn’t pay anything, but if she moves in with the Cory men as Scottie McW. suggested, that wouldn’t be a problem.