This has turned out to be a great second date. First Date: He gets her fired for fraternization. Second date: She shows up at his work screaming and cursing. This relationship will no doubt blossom into something wonderful.
June, sweetie. Go get a slice of pizza, and a mirror. Pick up the pizza. Look in the mirror. See it now? Ok, eat the pizza, wash your hands. We’ll do the cellphone exercise next.
If you can photograph a bird sitting on a branch, you too can be a physician!
Drew, you need a hobby you can do during the times you ARE working. You might enjoy that. Wearing your powder-blue jammie top to protect your shirt is a good start in case you use markers or paints.
And why isn't Ashlee pointing out that they have just spent three days eating pizza, during which time Dr. Drew COULD have been taking her photos? Perhaps showing up at the clinic was just a ruse to get invited to lunch? Makes about as much sense as the conversation between these two numbskulls.
I want to know what brand of eye makeup Ashlee uses. She went from Tammy Fay Bakker to a fresh-faced lass just like that! That could come in handy during rainy weather.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
ReplyDelete"What are some of your hobbies and talents?"
"I can hold a slice of pizza like this. I thought that was special, but then I noticed that you can do it too. Also, I'm a psychopath."
-- Scottie McW.
June, sweetie. Go get a slice of pizza, and a mirror. Pick up the pizza. Look in the mirror. See it now? Ok, eat the pizza, wash your hands. We’ll do the cellphone exercise next.
ReplyDeleteWhose claw is that holding her pizza?
ReplyDeletePepperoni and green pea pizza? I'll have to try that sometime.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, who says that Ashlee has no class? Just look at that raised pinky finger!
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If you can photograph a bird sitting on a branch, you too can be a physician!
ReplyDeleteDrew, you need a hobby you can do during the times you ARE working. You might enjoy that. Wearing your powder-blue jammie top to protect your shirt is a good start in case you use markers or paints.
"No complaints so far"? Either dead men tell no tales, or Dr. Drew has not had many patients.
ReplyDeleteAnd why isn't Ashlee pointing out that they have just spent three days eating pizza, during which time Dr. Drew COULD have been taking her photos? Perhaps showing up at the clinic was just a ruse to get invited to lunch? Makes about as much sense as the conversation between these two numbskulls.
ReplyDeleteHe wore his lab coat into a restaurant? EWWWWWWW! Hospital cooties!
ReplyDeleteHe’s still not taking her photo — a hobby he claims to enjoy during the times he’s not working, such as right now —
ReplyDeleteI want to know what brand of eye makeup Ashlee uses. She went from Tammy Fay Bakker to a fresh-faced lass just like that! That could come in handy during rainy weather.
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I'm in awe of y'all today.
ReplyDeleteIs this going to turn into a PSA about borderline personality disorder?
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