“It was a gift from my late mother! She gave it to me right before she left my father.”
Drew tell us more about your mother. For instance, did she have a name? Does your father remember her, and her name? Did she think your father’s chum Ted Miller was a real character?
Oh, Drew. I understand completely. I feel the same way about my earrings. My mother gave them to me after she took them off a skank who’d overdosed in the ladies room of the bar where Mom worked.
Well, well, well, is that a pang of conscience we see from dear Ashlee? Will she stiffen her spine and hock the watch anyway, or will she weaken and maneuver to "find" it somehow?
But enough of that, what about the modeling campaign? They seem to have completely forgotten about it.
And let's see more of Ashlee's parents, who appear to be far more interesting than just about everybody else in this strip.
Frankly, the watch drama is third thing I care about.
If Ashlee has a pang of conscience over why Drew is sad about losing that watch, then it explains why Ashlee is so bad at being a con woman and only has one pair of earrings. Watch American Greed Ashlee to see how it's done. Then you can have lots of Rolex watches and more than one pair of earrings!
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
“It was a gift from my late mother! She gave it to me right before she left my father.”
ReplyDeleteDrew tell us more about your mother. For instance, did she have a name? Does your father remember her, and her name? Did she think your father’s chum Ted Miller was a real character?
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From my late mother!
Oh, Drew. I understand completely. I feel the same way about my earrings. My mother gave them to me after she took them off a skank who’d overdosed in the ladies room of the bar where Mom worked.
ReplyDeleteMy late Mother whom I sewed up my Rolex in. What do you mean it's unethical to operate on your own family?
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ReplyDeleteWell, well, well, is that a pang of conscience we see from dear Ashlee? Will she stiffen her spine and hock the watch anyway, or will she weaken and maneuver to "find" it somehow?
But enough of that, what about the modeling campaign? They seem to have completely forgotten about it.
And let's see more of Ashlee's parents, who appear to be far more interesting than just about everybody else in this strip.
Frankly, the watch drama is third thing I care about.
-- Scottie McW.
Your mother bought you a Rolex? Wow... Good taste. But she's dead now, you say. Hmmm... So what size did she wear?
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Drew is playing Ashlee? Nawwww, he is too dumb.
ReplyDeleteOrson Bean: It was my grandfather’s watch. He sold it to me on his deathbed.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Wanders. Going back to look in the woods would be too painful.
ReplyDeleteAt least for us, the readers, it would be.
ReplyDeleteIf Ashlee has a pang of conscience over why Drew is sad about losing that watch, then it explains why Ashlee is so bad at being a con woman and only has one pair of earrings. Watch American Greed Ashlee to see how it's done. Then you can have lots of Rolex watches and more than one pair of earrings!
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