Please, please, please take them both to the same exam room and then, like every doctor in the country, make them wait for 17 minutes alone. A lot of violence can happen in 17 minutes. And then, hopefully, Drew can get punched four or five more times when he retruns.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Wanders, Drew is dumb enough to do that.
-- Scottie McW.
If ever a chaperone was called for in the examination room, this is the time.
ReplyDeleteThe People’s Clinic is NOT HIPAA compliant.
"Come to the back and…" (non-family-friendly content ensues)
ReplyDeleteBut in realityworld, where the strip is nominally set, Hiding Admin Person would already have called for help. I mean, violent people in a clinic in the poor part of town? Obviously drug addicts trying to rob the place.
I hope Drew had them fill out the proper paperwork (fifteen to twenty minutes), and check their insurance. He does not need an unpaid bill on top of everything else he is dealing with.
ReplyDeleteIs this the part where Dr. Drew loses his license for being "intimately involved" with his patients? He tries to make a living doing his photos on Instagram, then realizing that he can't live on that. Good thing his Daddy has a big house.
ReplyDeleteO.K. Drew won't lose his license, but he should.
A clown to the left of me; a joker to the right; stuck in the middle with you... two bimbos.
ReplyDeleteSo why is there still coffee on their cheeks? I'm starting to think they were drinking steaming cups of chocolate pudding.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe the colorist doesn't realize those shapes on their cheeks should be red and blistering now.
*pushes them through locking exit door into back alley
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, it looks like no one called the authorities, including Dr. D. So, no 73 hour hold. Which is really unfortunate because both of them would benefit from counseling (Dr. Sweater Vest?) and therapy. On the other hand, so would Dr. D.
ReplyDeleteMissScarlet,
ReplyDeleteAt least it would take only one session to save them.