The lines in this image look a little blurry. It is almost as if it's been photocopied and reused so many times, it is starting to lose its integrity. Much like the Red Cross if they don't issue that cease-and-desist letter soon.
I love their old timey insults. I didn’t know trash could walk! Since you’re leaving, the trash is taking itself out! You’re old news, Shauna! Old news that should be put in the trash! Or recycling bin! I didn’t know recycled paper goods could walk!
With the overuse of trash metaphors, it’s a surprise that KM hasn’t had Shauna call Ashlee “Trashlee.” This is more evidence that the readers of this blog are more creative and wittier than KM. I realize that’s a low bar, folks, but it’s something.
Drew’s treatment has been handing the women cloths to wipe their faces and telling them they have minor burns. No wonder there appear to be no other people seeking treatment at the People’s Clinic. If you need good care, go elsewhere!
After having been punched by both these beauties and having to say "Oof!" twice as well as already saying "Enough!" on Sunday, I think we're beginning to see why Dr. Drew has the problems he does with women... Inherited from his dad, I'd say, although I don't picture Mary delivering a bruising punch the way these two do.
Ladies wear smart hats and white gloves with pearl clasps at the wrist when they beat the snot out of their doctors, Drew — I don’t think these are ladies.
Ok, overthinking again. I think when Shauna says, "The only thing between Drew and you are your trash body and his wallet". She means that Drew is interested in Ashlee's "assets" and Ashlee is in it for the money he will spend on her. In a mutually understood agreement, Drew keeps Ashlee around for special favors, and Ashlee gets to be showered with gifts. Shauna sees her interest as pure and undemanding. Why do I keep doing this? I need major help!
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Um... KM? When someone is said to be "talking trash" it doesn't mean that you literally have to use the word "trash" in every... single... sentence.
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I love their old timey insults. I didn’t know trash could walk! Since you’re leaving, the trash is taking itself out! You’re old news, Shauna! Old news that should be put in the trash! Or recycling bin! I didn’t know recycled paper goods could walk!
ReplyDelete@HelenClark: Your comment severely tested the integrity of my sutures.
ReplyDeleteWith the overuse of trash metaphors, it’s a surprise that KM hasn’t had Shauna call Ashlee “Trashlee.” This is more evidence that the readers of this blog are more creative and wittier than KM. I realize that’s a low bar, folks, but it’s something.
ReplyDeleteDrew’s treatment has been handing the women cloths to wipe their faces and telling them they have minor burns. No wonder there appear to be no other people seeking treatment at the People’s Clinic. If you need good care, go elsewhere!
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does "The only thing between you and Drew are your trash body and his wallet" not make any sense?
-- Scottie McW.
Oh no, Yahoonski! But didn't I warn you about letting Dr Jeff perform your surgery!!
ReplyDeleteScottie McW. Yeah... Me too, or I guess it would make a little sense if Ashlee was standing behind Drew. Sort of...
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After having been punched by both these beauties and having to say "Oof!" twice as well as already saying "Enough!" on Sunday, I think we're beginning to see why Dr. Drew has the problems he does with women... Inherited from his dad, I'd say, although I don't picture Mary delivering a bruising punch the way these two do.
ReplyDeleteI'm done with this story line...NEXT!
ReplyDeleteLadies? Oh Drew, really...
ReplyDeleteShauna: I'm leaving. I have to go home and feed my dog.
ReplyDeleteAshlee: You have a dog? I love them!
Shauna: Yes! My dog helped me when I was
Readers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ladies wear smart hats and white gloves with pearl clasps at the wrist when they beat the snot out of their doctors, Drew — I don’t think these are ladies.
ReplyDeleteOk, overthinking again. I think when Shauna says, "The only thing between Drew and you are your trash body and his wallet". She means that Drew is interested in Ashlee's "assets" and Ashlee is in it for the money he will spend on her. In a mutually understood agreement, Drew keeps Ashlee around for special favors, and Ashlee gets to be showered with gifts.
ReplyDeleteShauna sees her interest as pure and undemanding.
Why do I keep doing this?
I need major help!
Well, at least someone finally picked up the “trash” on the sidewalk by the entrance to the clinic.
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