By the way, you can PayPal me $5,000 right here, right now:
I will do my best to pay you back in laughs, eye rolls, and a special tote bag. Don't have $5,000? I will still do my best on the laughs and eye rolls. But for $5,000, you get a tote bag.
By the way, you can PayPal me $5,000 right here, right now:
I will do my best to pay you back in laughs, eye rolls, and a special tote bag. Don't have $5,000? I will still do my best on the laughs and eye rolls. But for $5,000, you get a tote bag.
“First I have to remember my password, then I have to remember your name, then I have to enter the amount, with all those zeroes. I’ve been so busy trying to resuscitate dummies, I haven’t had time for PayPal, babe!”
ReplyDeleteIf Ashlee’s unexpected patience today isn’t rewarded, Drew’s Audi might do an unexpected disappearing act.
BTW, Wanders, no tote bag could contain all the laughs and camaraderie you provide us. Thank you! (Can I get a tax deduction in Santa Royale, though?)
ReplyDelete"I've been busy trying to find out how much it would cost to plaster and paint the People's Clinic! Turns out it would cost exactly $5000. Well, better luck next time, Trashlee!"
ReplyDeleteKitKat is right, Wanders. You are amazing! I can't tell you how much I look forward to your posts every day. Especially your secret messages! Anyway, I've had this $5K, burning a hole in my pocket for some time now. Just couldn't decide what to do with it. Well, this morning you gave me the perfect opportunity to thank you for all you do. In fact, I thought maybe I'll even donate $10K, depending on how much the secret message makes me laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh man, Wanders... You were so close. Sooooooo close.
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Drew: I’ll PayPal you the money after work.
ReplyDeleteAshlee: Oh, Drew, Honey. You’re way too busy to worry about that. Just give me your account number and password and I’ll take care of it myself. No problem.
Sorry, babe, I've been busy dodging malpractice lawyers...
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid we've reached the part of the typical Mary Worth storyline where nothing new happens for at least 6 weeks. See you in September!
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