I spent quite a while before this morning's sun came up, trying to figure out what lesson Drew could have possibly learned. I think the answer is, "Don't go out with all the women who throw themselves at you." Drew deserves a greater challenge. Perhaps his
receptionist. She seems to understand pretty clearly that Drew is an idiot.
"Thanks, but no thanks! I learnt my lesson! My face is still swollen and black with bruises from when you punched me!"
ReplyDeleteI have an idea that a jewellery shop in Charterstone would be a good business model. The inhabitants obviously have a terrible shortage of earrings.
ReplyDeleteDrew’s lesson might be to stay clear of women who only wear one style (or one pair?) of earrings. That would eliminate every woman in Santa Royale, including Mary. A better lesson might be broadening his horizons, beginning with moving away from dear old dad’s McMansion. Get ready, Goleta, here comes Young Dr. Cory!
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ReplyDeleteI still love that Medusa-hair thing that Shauna's got going on! Do you think Moy did that intentionally?
And "HMMPHF!"? Wow, Shauna's really cleaned up her language. Maybe she really has changed, Drew. One little date wouldn't do any harm.
Or would it? Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode of "My Life's A Complete Mess."
-- Scottie McW.
Cue "Love the One You're With" on the Charterstone Jukebox. Maybe Stephen Stills could work "Hmmphf" into the lyrics.
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DeleteWorst doctor ever. Seriously, if I went to a medical clinic and the doctor was arguing with his girlfriends in the waiting room, I'd go elsewhere, even if that meant driving to another town.
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ReplyDelete"I am in skanks
ReplyDeleteStepped in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as skankious as go o'er"
- Macdrew, Act 3, Scene 4, by Willimoy Junespear.
He learned his lesson very well.
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Drew, you should have learned sign language. Shauna has no ears and she can’t read your lips when you always turn away when speaking.
ReplyDelete“What am I, Drew — chopped liver? Chopped liver from last year, left on a radiator uncovered all winter? Is that what you think? Is that what you smell?”
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