Mary wakes up at 4 a.m. daily to bake muffins. There must be muffins in every drawer, cupboard, and closet. Her motto is, “When the meddling gets either nonexistent or tough, the tough bake muffins.” Scottie McW. pegged it perfectly: this woman needs help.
I thought Saul was referring to Eve when he said he’d taken his girl to the dog beach. I figured he didn’t want Eve to feel self conscious by taking her to the babe beach.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
ReplyDelete"I made a variety of muffins."
Of course you did. That's all you ever do. Every day, batch after batch of muffins, muffins, muffins.
She needs an intervention.
-- Scottie McW.
Mary wakes up at 4 a.m. daily to bake muffins. There must be muffins in every drawer, cupboard, and closet. Her motto is, “When the meddling gets either nonexistent or tough, the tough bake muffins.” Scottie McW. pegged it perfectly: this woman needs help.
ReplyDeleteA variety of muffins. Sounds like the perfect solution for An Interesting Mix of Ills.
ReplyDeleteFinally! Mary, a variety of muffins and platitudes!!! Whoo Hoo!!
ReplyDeleteWilbur looks out the window of Mary’s apartment and observes fun couple Saul and Eve, companionably walking their dogs. Eureka! thinks Wilbur.
ReplyDeleteNext scene, Wilbur, trying to walk his new cat on a leash.
(Imaginary phone call: Estelle? Wilbur. Would you like to go cat-walking to Cat Beach? I’ve got an extra leash for Libby!)
You comedians have us laughing today.
ReplyDeleteLife is like a variety of muffins...you never know what digetive ailment you're gonna get.
ReplyDeleteI thought Saul was referring to Eve when he said he’d taken his girl to the dog beach. I figured he didn’t want Eve to feel self conscious by taking her to the babe beach.
ReplyDeleteI missed eating muffins. Gonna get one tom.
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