Guys, I am traveling for work this week. I hope you are enjoying voting for the Worthy Awards. Thank you to all of you who have made donations this week! I am very, very grateful, even if I haven't written to you personally yet. These have been long days.
Wilbur's next piece: "I shouldn't be alive… and I'm not! I dictated this to my medium Mary Worth after I was found staked out on the shuffleboard table and drowned in mayonnaise…"
ReplyDeleteEstelle: “Wilbur! Don’t be like that!” Wilboor: “It’s the only way I know how to be! Once a jerk, always a jerk!”
ReplyDeleteWell, it’s going to be a long two additional days for Stell on the cruise. I’ve lost count of the number of breakups these two have had - hoo boy.
Wanders, I hope you can squeeze in some relaxing intervals as you travel, but don’t be tempted by the thought of a three-day cruise.
The CDC says it's a winter to avoid cruises. Covid, norovirus, Wilburs - seems good advice.
ReplyDeleteI'll ignore Weelbur and Eshtelle for now, because they'll be meddled back together for the 1234567890th time, and concentrate on the sky. What's the solution to the impending global purple shortage? Won't anyone think of the purple???????
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Wanders, I would happily contribute whatever I coul;d to you, but
ReplyDelete1. I'm (obviously) not American, and I don't have a credit card (!), let alone an international creditcard
2. My personal finances, along with the rate ofexchange of my national currency to USD, aren't, shall I say, exactly favourable.
I would, however, like to thank you for this blog.
(To others: In case you don't know, I'm Jihadi Colin on the Comics Curmudgeon.)
Wilbur, jump off the boat, end this for all of us.
ReplyDeleteI thought Stella was an idiot for taking Wilbur back and going on this cruise with him. But, she does have a shred of sense. Go home to your pets, lady. They are less needy than Wilbur.
ReplyDelete"Wilbur don't be like that." That's the only thing Estelle can think of to say to such a bizarre, insensitive comment? This woman needs to join Eve in a domestic violence support group if she's going to continue to put up with Dr. Jerkyl and Mr. Weston...
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if I'd be happier with Moy killing off Wilbur by drowning him in barbecue sauce, or keeping him around to mock his unlikely antics. No, I think I'm rooting for death.
ReplyDeleteOne thing's for sure, Estelle is an idiot.
I'm fully expecting Wilbur to take a deep breath, calm down, realize he responded like an idiot and apologize to Estelle with no strings att....hahaha HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
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ReplyDeleteWilbur's going to hit on chicks in an attempt to make Estelle jealous. He will fail miserably on both counts.
-- Scottie McW.
Wilbur, *do* be like that! That is some extremely high quality Fluster and I'm hanging on every word. Let's hope Estelle doesn't take to heart Mary's sage advice that people somehow can belong together "even against personal preferences".
ReplyDeleteA very Happy New Year to all MW fans, Estelle, and especially Wanders for many very Worthy and thought provoking nominations. Perhaps we can look forward to a new category for Best Fluster for 2022? There's just so much to choose from..
By the way Wanders, those "bribe" and "tip" links don't work (at least they don't on my computer). I donated to the rehab fund instead. But if you want to take it as a bribe, that's OK with me.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Dr. Cameron. This is a great turn of events. I didn't think KM had it in her.
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Did this two doofii never, not even once, talk about their future?
ReplyDeleteYaaaaaaaaay!
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