Full acting mode I say! And those Gen Z buffoons totally bought it! I mean, can you imagine thinking that I’m an affectionate husband, and that we’re actually happily married?!
(gales of repulsive laughter subside into a painful wheeze)
Now go home and cook up some more haggis posole you unusual mouth harridan.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
“Now climb into your massive tote bag, Toby, and I’ll drag you out to the car.”
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ReplyDelete"Yuk! How do those Hollywood actors do it?"
-- Scottie McW.
Full acting mode I say! And those Gen Z buffoons totally bought it! I mean, can you imagine thinking that I’m an affectionate husband, and that we’re actually happily married?!
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Now go home and cook up some more haggis posole you unusual mouth harridan.
Thank God we today's panel stops at Ian's belt.
ReplyDeleteToby: You were only acting, Ian?
ReplyDeleteIan: Yes. I'm sorry, Toby. I've never told you this, but I find your uncommon mouth to be... well, a little gross, frankly.
Toby: Oh, is that so? Well, Ian, guess what? BTW, did you ever watch Seinfeld?
HelenClark
"Now let us be off to our homestead, where I can continue my performance in this sham of a marriage!"
ReplyDeleteHow slouchy Ian looks in his oversize jacket and what appear to be sagging pants. Odd proportions. I prefer him in his Astroturf blazer.
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