So we know that Dawn and Jared will break up soon, but I'm trying to find the Vegas odds on whether or not the break up will be permanent.
So we know that Dawn and Jared will break up soon, but I'm trying to find the Vegas odds on whether or not the break up will be permanent.
I don’t mind a Dawn storyline. Unfortunately, it will inevitably involve Wilbur.
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ReplyDeleteLook out, Jared. The dark shadow of Mary Worth is about to descend upon your simple, happy life, and you will regret it for a long time.
-- Scottie McW.
I was expecting a week of Toby bringing Popsicles to her last art class of the school year and then spending days profusely thanking Mary for her startling advice (“Talk to Ian!”) and carrot muffins. What a curveball KM has tossed, with Dawn and Jared re-emerging. I’m hoping Jared is still endearingly clumsy and is about to trip over an anthill while exclaiming “Ooof!” as Dawn looks surprised.
ReplyDelete“Summer is a great time to be in love! Whose live can I meddle with now?” BTW, I thought Mary lived on an upper floor, not on the first.
mary hopes they stop by someone has to eat all those muffins.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Mary forgot to advise Toby to breathe and she suffocated on the way back from SRCc. The End.
ReplyDeleteI have hopes that this isn't a Dawn story. Maybe Mary will survey her past victims, conclude that Dogs Are Good, and then Ashlee, Esme, & Cujo will move in.
ReplyDeleteI don't need to stay up till the minute after 1:02,
ReplyDeleteI can sleep well before the a.m.'s 1:02,
Kingdom updates "Mary",
It's usually smooth,
But Karen's grasp of Realness e'er seems an errant goof,
I don't need to stay up till the minute after 1:02.
I can wait till 8, 'round when I put my foot apparel on,
I can wait till I bathe and slip my apparel on,
The muffins still fresh,
And Wilbur a mess,
And panting hound dogs are the utmost best,
I can greet them all a good deal after 1:02.
(after Lennon/McCartney, "The One After 909")
I think KM is setting us up. The only reason we're seeing Dawn and Jared is that they're on their way over to Wilbur's place to feed his fish. He's off on his next adventure which will begin tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's up with Mary's windows? I just went over to one of my windows to double check, but yup, even though mine are pretty dirty, I can still see color on the objects outside.
HelenClark
Helen, you raise a good question : Who is still living at Charterstone?
ReplyDeleteIs the Beedie apartment empty?
Who spends less time at the Westons?
Is Mr. Alora cleaning out or cleaning up?
Are there other minor characters I've forgotten, or has everyone else cleared out after their meddling?
I'm only sure of Mary, Saul, Big Barda, Shtell, & the Camerons.
I sure hope Dawn and Jared don’t breakup before the naked yoga scene with Jared’s parents. That mention was like Chekhov’s gun to me- I ain’t leaving the theater until it goes off.
ReplyDeleteIf this becomes a Dawn story, hopefully Wilbur has resumed his survivor stories series and is off annoying poor victims in another country and won't be seen.
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