The condition of Jared's bachelor pad requires that he keep that can of insect spray on the counter at all times. He goes through two a week. Mr. Solo helps out by occasionally dropping a dead rat at his feet.
Thoughts: a) Where exactly is Dawn? b) What has a two year investment in her gotten you? c) Is microwave pizza the rest of your life? d) What idiot wants to make a move on a violently abused woman?
The part of Mister Solo is being played by Libby today. Wasn't Jared's cat orange? With no white face? Maybe the original Mister Solo has gone the way of all good action heroes.
Anyway, I think that bottle on the counter contains Jared's hair color. His is hair is looking a little too much like actual hair today. He needs to dye it back to that sickly green color.
Speaking of trivializing serous subjects, it's pretty hard for me to imagine Jess wanting to jump into another relationship after being abused, to say nothing of the fact that the average abused woman tries and average of seven times to leave her abuser. She's going to break your heart, Jared! Not that Jared seems like the sharpest pencil in the box...
As a physician, it really irks me (though given the routine idiocy of KM's plotlines, it is not surprising) to see the plot line include a romantic relationship developing between a medical professional and a vulnerable patient...
This goes against medical ethics and the law. Kiss your PA's license g'bye. You're a boundary-violating incompetent, Jared and your supervisor just hung up after speaking with Jess's concerned sister. He has a big smile on his face. Better pack up those figurines and your Star Wars lunchbox.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Jared had plenty of time to see more of Jess while she was wearing a hospital gown.
ReplyDeleteIt took two pans, a big canister of oil, and a microwave to prepare two slices of limp pizza? Mee meow indeed.
ReplyDeleteThe condition of Jared's bachelor pad requires that he keep that can of insect spray on the counter at all times. He goes through two a week. Mr. Solo helps out by occasionally dropping a dead rat at his feet.
-- Scottie McW.
Thoughts: a) Where exactly is Dawn?
ReplyDeleteb) What has a two year investment in her gotten you?
c) Is microwave pizza the rest of your life?
d) What idiot wants to make a move on a violently abused woman?
The part of Mister Solo is being played by Libby today. Wasn't Jared's cat orange? With no white face? Maybe the original Mister Solo has gone the way of all good action heroes.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I think that bottle on the counter contains Jared's hair color. His is hair is looking a little too much like actual hair today. He needs to dye it back to that sickly green color.
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@Catt, exactly! And this is so KM. Trivializing a serious subject with a really bad plot line.
ReplyDeleteJared's hair is exactly the same colour as the underside of his pizza.
ReplyDeleteI can't un-see this now.
Speaking of trivializing serous subjects, it's pretty hard for me to imagine Jess wanting to jump into another relationship after being abused, to say nothing of the fact that the average abused woman tries and average of seven times to leave her abuser. She's going to break your heart, Jared! Not that Jared seems like the sharpest pencil in the box...
ReplyDeleteAs a physician, it really irks me (though given the routine idiocy of KM's plotlines, it is not surprising) to see the plot line include a romantic relationship developing between a medical professional and a vulnerable patient...
ReplyDeleteThis goes against medical ethics and the law. Kiss your PA's license g'bye. You're a boundary-violating incompetent, Jared and your supervisor just hung up after speaking with Jess's concerned sister. He has a big smile on his face. Better pack up those figurines and your Star Wars lunchbox.
Ugh.
I honestly didn’t think that a MW storyline could annoy me more that Wilbur’s magical swan dive, but this really is a new low.
ReplyDeleteJared’s nose job makes him look 10 years younger.
ReplyDeletemeg: You're right about Jared's nose job. He looks about twelve, which matches his emotional age.
ReplyDeleteWEDNESDAY
ReplyDeleteWords guaranteed to make one’s blood run cold: “As Jared confides in his cat….”
That pizza’s “best by” date was October 31, 2020.
Lucky for Jared, Mr. Solo is a cat of few words. If he was a gossip, no telling WHAT he might have told Dawn when she came over.
ReplyDeletePlease present evidence that Dawn has ever set foot in Hovel Chez Jared. Thank you.
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