Because Jared is making so much more money as a physician's assistant than he was as a medical assistant in 2017, he can now afford to keep re-painting his car.
We must have covered this at the time, but Dawn is the one driving the chameleon car back from the airport? Or does June have dyslexia? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
That's the car that Jared can afford? Just what is a PA in KM's world? According to salary.com, the average PA salary in California is $125,955. Is Jared drowning in debt from purchasing Star Wars collectables?
MDMaryTed - It's not the Star Wars collectables. It's Jared's student loans. He's such a nice guy (sap) that in addition to his own loans, he offered to pay off the loans for everyone in his Anatomy Class at Stanford.
What Jared doesn't get about relationships could fill a shipping container of Star Wars collectibles. We know Dawn's headed to Mary's for some tear-mopping muffins. Maybe Mary could finally remind Dawn that Jared Mylo is aptly named, and now it's time for him to be somebody else's low...
MDMaryTed, there’s a hierarchy of PA’s at Northview Hospital. Based on what Jared did for Jess and his lack of even an ID badge, he’s at the Lowest of the Low level, with a commensurate salary.
Ahhh, but look closely. Jared has upgraded from duct tape on the front fender to Gorilla Tape (c) and lastly, to the pinnacle of bondo-class repair, color coordinated Velcro (c) straps! Lastly, the nearly 50% or more recent increases in the market value of used cars means each month he drives a more valuable car! Smart guy, that Jared! He had us all fooled.
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ReplyDeleteWe must have covered this at the time, but Dawn is the one driving the chameleon car back from the airport? Or does June have dyslexia? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
-- Scottie McW.
That’s hilarious, Wanders! June recycles even more than I thought.
ReplyDeleteJared’s car reminds me of Jess Bender’s face. I guess that’s part of the attraction for him.
That's the car that Jared can afford? Just what is a PA in KM's world? According to salary.com, the average PA salary in California is $125,955. Is Jared drowning in debt from purchasing Star Wars collectables?
ReplyDeleteMDMaryTed - It's not the Star Wars collectables. It's Jared's student loans. He's such a nice guy (sap) that in addition to his own loans, he offered to pay off the loans for everyone in his Anatomy Class at Stanford.
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What Jared doesn't get about relationships could fill a shipping container of Star Wars collectibles. We know Dawn's headed to Mary's for some tear-mopping muffins. Maybe Mary could finally remind Dawn that Jared Mylo is aptly named, and now it's time for him to be somebody else's low...
ReplyDeleteMDMaryTed, there’s a hierarchy of PA’s at Northview Hospital. Based on what Jared did for Jess and his lack of even an ID badge, he’s at the Lowest of the Low level, with a commensurate salary.
ReplyDeleteYes, KitKat. Jared's changing his name to "Jared Mylowest"..
ReplyDeleteYep, he's the lowest of the low with a commensurate salary and no staff cafeteria privileges. Poor guy, no wonder he only eats pizza.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, but look closely. Jared has upgraded from duct tape on the front fender to Gorilla Tape (c) and lastly, to the pinnacle of bondo-class repair, color coordinated Velcro (c) straps! Lastly, the nearly 50% or more recent increases in the market value of used cars means each month he drives a more valuable car! Smart guy, that Jared! He had us all fooled.
ReplyDeleteJared is what we used to call an Orderly
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