Spicy green chili, combined with thoughts of Wilbur, guarantees the dream sequence we all crave. Fall asleep, Dawn! Fall asleep, now! We can't wait any longer! Augggh!
The tossing and turning has created a new hairstyle for Dawn: Mini Medusa. Or is that a side effect of the Super Spicy Green-Dolloped Chili? What were those green things, anyway? Whatever, get on to it! I hope June goes wild! (I hope we’re not setting ourselves up for a disappointment, like when KM skipped Wilbur’s time on the island.)
Oh dear. The last time the color palette was like this Toby kept tossing and turning for a full week's worth of panels, and another week of delirious Freudian hallucinations of her subconscious crush on Cal.
Add in Dawn's spicy green chili (psylocybin is Gran's secret ingredient) and I'm anticipating a full-on dream extravaganza combining elastic limbs, inexplicable boxing Wilburs, Star Wars parodies, and lovestruck pupils whose eyes have heart-shaped pupils.
Thank heaven for that chili. Dawn blames her sleeplessness on the chili. She can blame the innocent chili for any dreams she has, thereby discounting possibility she is turning into Wilbur. Chili: the great enabler.
Ian Cameron, PhD, Hugo should make an appearance too, looking down his nose and saying that zee zuper spi-cee chilee in France is so much better, and so much more incendiary. Mais oui!
Dawn's mother should show up. Then she can get together with Estelle and all the other women who have dumped Wilbur and really scare Dawn into changing. A living nightmare.
I'm sorry but I don't believe mayonnaise king Wilbur eats anything super spicy. Someone should sneak a Carolina Reaper infused mayonnaise into one of his sandwiches.
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The tossing and turning has created a new hairstyle for Dawn: Mini Medusa. Or is that a side effect of the Super Spicy Green-Dolloped Chili? What were those green things, anyway? Whatever, get on to it! I hope June goes wild! (I hope we’re not setting ourselves up for a disappointment, like when KM skipped Wilbur’s time on the island.)
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ReplyDeleteIf only there was some way Dawn could avoid becoming rude, inconsiderate, and boorish. Ah well, heredity is destiny, n'cest-ce pas? Dream on, Dawn.
-- Scottie McW.
who goes to bed right after dinner ? plus does spicy chili attack your hair follicles?
ReplyDeleteOh dear. The last time the color palette was like this Toby kept tossing and turning for a full week's worth of panels, and another week of delirious Freudian hallucinations of her subconscious crush on Cal.
ReplyDeleteAdd in Dawn's spicy green chili (psylocybin is Gran's secret ingredient) and I'm anticipating a full-on dream extravaganza combining elastic limbs, inexplicable boxing Wilburs, Star Wars parodies, and lovestruck pupils whose eyes have heart-shaped pupils.
A dream sequence would be so cliché! I think for the next week we will see Dawn's tortured facial expressions from chili fallout as she strains on the toilet--also screaming "Augggh!"
ReplyDeleteThank heaven for that chili. Dawn blames her sleeplessness on the chili. She can blame the innocent chili for any dreams she has, thereby discounting possibility she is turning into Wilbur. Chili: the great enabler.
ReplyDeleteIan Cameron, PhD, Hugo should make an appearance too, looking down his nose and saying that zee zuper spi-cee chilee in France is so much better, and so much more incendiary. Mais oui!
ReplyDeleteIan Cameron, PhD and Kit Kat- thanks for making my day!
ReplyDeleteDawn's mother should show up. Then she can get together with Estelle and all the other women who have dumped Wilbur and really scare Dawn into changing. A living nightmare.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I don't believe mayonnaise king Wilbur eats anything super spicy. Someone should sneak a Carolina Reaper infused mayonnaise into one of his sandwiches.
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