Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Mary Worth 4004

All those years ago? You mean five years ago? When you were in college? Which you still are.

A great big thank you to everyone who participated in the Mary Worth 4000 campaign yesterday! Much generosity was shown, and I am really touched.

Thank you to:

Eric M.
Brett S
Mary R. Y.
Anonymous
Cheryl J.
Mark F.
Jim S.

Thank you, one and all.

8 comments:

  1. KitKatAugust 23, 2022 at 7:01 AM

    “And thank you for being so wrapped up in your lecture about orangutans all those weeks ago that you didn’t notice me gawking at other men. And then there was the time in fourth grade when Jimmy Beasley tried to sharpen my markers in the pencil sharpener.”

    “Um…you’re welcome? Who? When?”

    Dr. McSleazy had creepy eyes.

    What happened to Dawn’s job in the SRCc computer lab THIS summer?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 23, 2022 at 7:14 AM


    As Dawn pours out her heart, Jared can only manage an "Um . . . you're welcome?"

    Smooth, Jared. Real smooth. Only you could make Dawn seem worthy of our sympathy.

    Now top if off by saying, "Yeah, no big deal. Gotta go now. Bye."

    -- Scottie McW.

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  3. megAugust 23, 2022 at 8:03 AM

    (falsetto)

    Dawn, go away, I’m no good for you…

    Just think what the future would be with a poor boy like me.

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  4. Ian Cameron, PhDAugust 23, 2022 at 8:43 AM

    Ah, combustion. Those were the days. Now it’s more of a gradually smoldering dumpster fire.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 23, 2022 at 8:45 AM

    I have the sinking feeling that I'm about to waste a good portion of my day, sitting here and saying to myself, "combusted?"

    HelenClark

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  6. toytubaAugust 23, 2022 at 10:34 AM

    Dawn has turned blue. Has she finally become a background character? (We can hope . . .)

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  7. LouiseFAugust 23, 2022 at 11:48 AM

    Jared is definitely a slovenly housekeeper...

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  8. megAugust 23, 2022 at 6:22 PM

    Wilbur to Meg:

    Did I hear someone mention po’boys? I’ll have a double shrimp crayfish combo, with extra Cajun mayo!

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