Jared, that's a great idea! Jess will love talking with you about your ex-girlfriend and how there's no bad blood between you and how many good times you had together. Brilliant.
Having followed Mary's advice, Dawn is now a changed woman and will no longer have to worry about turning into her father. Hurry up and go to sleep, Dawn. I want to see the images from your next nightmare; the one where you turn into Mary.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
If Jared had any other former girlfriends besides Dawn, them giving him a well-deserved punch in the nose would explain his profile.
ReplyDeleteApparently the no-bad-blood weight that was lifted off Jared’s shoulders immediately found its way to Dawn’s bedroom.
ReplyDelete"That's great news, Jared! Me and my ex just made up too! Thanks for the good times! I wish you well and hope we can remain friends!"
-- Scottie McW.
Wait — did Jared steal Iris’ cat?
ReplyDeleteI wonder in this case whether Dawn's "SOB" is a sound effect or an epithet.
ReplyDeleteHaving followed Mary's advice, Dawn is now a changed woman and will no longer have to worry about turning into her father. Hurry up and go to sleep, Dawn. I want to see the images from your next nightmare; the one where you turn into Mary.
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Be sure to remind Jess to wear her sunglasses for your next date.
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