We know that Moy won't delve deeply into why Jess has such an inferiority complex or even the nature of such identity crises. So, let's all agree that dogs are good and just get on with it, already.
Seriously, Jess, you’re picnicking next to a guy wearing Birkenstock Mary Janes who rants on about his concern for his beloved ex-girlfriend, who has apparently fallen down an escalator while going up to the Dollar Store to buy some expired green hair dye and has broken his nose, his throat, his car while watching Jeopardy on his Blackberry and yet you want this guy to kiss you?
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
We know that Moy won't delve deeply into why Jess has such an inferiority complex or even the nature of such identity crises. So, let's all agree that dogs are good and just get on with it, already.
ReplyDeleteThe correct answer to “What are you thinking?” is “None of your business, mister!”
ReplyDeleteJared and Jess both shop at the famed Santa Royale No-Name T-Shirt Emporium.
Seriously, Jess, you’re picnicking next to a guy wearing Birkenstock Mary Janes who rants on about his concern for his beloved ex-girlfriend, who has apparently fallen down an escalator while going up to the Dollar Store to buy some expired green hair dye and has broken his nose, his throat, his car while watching Jeopardy on his Blackberry and yet you want this guy to kiss you?
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