Thursday, September 1, 2022

Mary Worth 4013

I hope Jared still likes Jess now that her face has healed and looks so different. And I hope Jess still likes Jared now that he's made peace with his ex. Because, something tells me that these two like to watch their loved ones suffer, and if they aren't suffering, can it really be love?

But as long as Jess keeps holding her sandwich so pathetically, I'm sure Jared will pity her long enough to last for a few more dates.

12 comments:

  1. fauxprofSeptember 1, 2022 at 5:35 AM

    Another addition to my collection of odd food in The Worthiverse. A lettuce sandwich with the crusts cut off. Yum.

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  2. RogerBWSeptember 1, 2022 at 7:12 AM

    Maybe it's a Wilbur-repellent? "I smell a sandwich… but… no mayonnaise!"

    "Dawn and I talked it out in between bouts of (family friendly blog) and really I think one weekend a month is reasonable for exes, don't you?"

    I think Jared's hair infection is getting worse.

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  3. KitKatSeptember 1, 2022 at 7:43 AM

    “Yes, Jess. Hey, ‘yes’ and ‘Jess’ rhyme! That’s so awesome!”

    Have fun while you can, JarJess. The E. coli on that lettuce should be kicking in soon.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2022 at 8:38 AM

    Jared: "Yeah, this is okay, I guess. But we're wasting a lot of time talking. You gotta start eating that sandwich a lot faster, Jess. I even took the chicken out so you could take more than one bite at a time. That giant picnic basket from Tony's wasn't cheap. I rented it for two hours, but he'll charge me $25 extra if I'm late getting it back."

    HelenCl

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  5. SteveSeptember 1, 2022 at 9:03 AM

    And start drinking the assortment of soft drinks

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2022 at 9:10 AM


    "Here's a little more trivia. Did you know that more than a dozen people got violently ill during a recent outbreak of E. coli that was traced to chicken cutlets? That's why I was able to get these for practically nothing."

    -- Scottie McW.

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  7. TimSeptember 1, 2022 at 1:46 PM

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  8. CarlyeSeptember 1, 2022 at 2:59 PM

    I admire how Jess could take a bite out of the sandwich and miss the lettuce.

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  9. Frank BoothSeptember 1, 2022 at 6:33 PM

    Okay, I see chicken cutlet sandwiches from Tony's Deli, but where are the previously promised "assorted sides and a variety of soft drinks"?! Oh, and there are ants on their plates.

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  10. megSeptember 1, 2022 at 6:49 PM

    I think one of the so-called sides must have been potato chips.

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  11. GarnetSeptember 1, 2022 at 9:25 PM

    I wonder if Jared is about to pull a "Wilbur" and talk about his ex so much that it turns off his current date?

    Women love it when their dates keep bringing up their exes.

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  12. megSeptember 1, 2022 at 11:12 PM

    Better than bringing up a hairball.

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