Well, these two definitely do seem made for one another, what with the matching outfits on the first official "date" and the love of facts. Now, can we please move on? Also, I was on vacation and just caught up with meg's hilarious rendering of the pool party we all wish we had been able to attend. Pass me that flask of "Auld Non-Tenured Professor"..
Jared: “Tell me, Jess. Do you think I should warn Dawn about getting involved too quickly with another guy? I mean, another fact I’m aware of is that 90% of rebound relationships last only three months.”
Jess: “Is that so? Well, in that case, Jared, you can take this chicken cutlet and shove it up your assorted side!”
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
“Guilt doesn’t live in my heart anymore. It’s moved down into my large intestine, along with this white squishy bread and wilted lettuce.”
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ReplyDelete"Yeah, we losers don't do much dumping, do we, Jess? Ha haaa, we're always the ones dumped on, right?"
"Mr. Mylo, EYE am not a loser. Take me home."
-- Scottie McW.
No bad blood!
ReplyDeleteWell, these two definitely do seem made for one another, what with the matching outfits on the first official "date" and the love of facts. Now, can we please move on? Also, I was on vacation and just caught up with meg's hilarious rendering of the pool party we all wish we had been able to attend. Pass me that flask of "Auld Non-Tenured Professor"..
ReplyDeleteJared: “Tell me, Jess. Do you think I should warn Dawn about getting involved too quickly with another guy? I mean, another fact I’m aware of is that 90% of rebound relationships last only three months.”
ReplyDeleteJess: “Is that so? Well, in that case, Jared, you can take this chicken cutlet and shove it up your assorted side!”
HelenClark
Did Jess' attacker ever get caught? That is the real issue here, or is he/she still out there, in search of assorted soft drinks?
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