Dawn, ten years ago, you forced One-Armed Jim to remain friends, and you haven't thought of him since. Something tells me you're going to survive just fine.
Boy, Wanders, I’d forgotten all about One-Armed Jim, so thanks for the refresher. Let’s see, there was [Reminds Me of] Dave, Drew (briefly), Dr. McSleazy, Hugo….
You mean a longtime friend who bored the heck out of you, Dawn, and who you ignored until he dropped you?
Mary: Oh, come on, Dawn. All you and Jared need is a little ice breaker to renew that wonderful friendship you once had. I've got a great idea! Next Saturday night, Dr. Jeff and I have been invited over to Jared's mother's place. We're going to start practicing naked yoga with her and her boyfriend. She said that Jared and his new girlfriend would be there. Why don't you join us? And, say, bring along your dad, too. Doesn't that sound like fun? hmmm... I wonder what kind of muffins I should bring.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
A quote from Prince/King Charles: “I always wonder what meddling is; I always thought it was motivating.”
ReplyDeleteBetter write to Ask Wendy, sir.
ReplyDelete@KitKat -- Will Mary be rushing to London now?
-- Scottie McW.
Boy, Wanders, I’d forgotten all about One-Armed Jim, so thanks for the refresher. Let’s see, there was [Reminds Me of] Dave, Drew (briefly), Dr. McSleazy, Hugo….
ReplyDeleteYou mean a longtime friend who bored the heck out of you, Dawn, and who you ignored until he dropped you?
Mary: Oh, come on, Dawn. All you and Jared need is a little ice breaker to renew that wonderful friendship you once had. I've got a great idea! Next Saturday night, Dr. Jeff and I have been invited over to Jared's mother's place. We're going to start practicing naked yoga with her and her boyfriend. She said that Jared and his new girlfriend would be there. Why don't you join us? And, say, bring along your dad, too. Doesn't that sound like fun?
ReplyDeletehmmm... I wonder what kind of muffins I should bring.
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Well, there won’t be any stud muffins there unless you bring some, Mary.
ReplyDeletejared always bought me burgers and fries mary and you know how us westons love free food .when in doubt rebound it out!
ReplyDeleteSurely if Jared is a "longtime friend", Dawn must be a "longtime college student"?
ReplyDeleteCmon Dawn, I think it’s Jess’ shortcut-lurking mugger assailant that really hits differently.
ReplyDeleteToo soon?