Jeff, you should point out to Mary that she had a conflict of interest because she was representing both Jared and Dawn in their breakup. She’ll welcome your perspective.
Is it even possible that this difference of opinion between Mary and Jeff could escalate into an actual argument? Oh, please, KM, you could make a lot of people happy this week!
I'm not sure, but I think it was the last argument between them (2013) that had Mary considering moving back to NYC and into the arms of Ken Kensington (aka banana head).
Jeff: Mary, I didn't realize you knew so much about Jared and his angsty need for "closure". Maybe you should just get Jared to take you out for dinner next time. I can tell you his choice will not measure up to going to the Bum Boat, more like a sub sandwich in an actual leaky boat.
"Jeff, if that's your real name, how dare you question my gift of perfect advice! I believe it is well past time to consciously uncouple. I shall engage a taxi for my excursion homeward. Off you go, little man, off you go!"
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Dr. Jeff best be careful. Mary might throw him off he pier for having the audacity to question her infinite wisdom.
ReplyDeleteJEFFREY CORY, DON’T YOU ARGUE WITH ME! Am I going to have to get the razor strop?….The willow switch?….The wooden spoon?….Hmmm…I thought not.
ReplyDeleteOh Mary! PLEASE DO. Let's go back to your place.
DeleteJeff, you should point out to Mary that she had a conflict of interest because she was representing both Jared and Dawn in their breakup. She’ll welcome your perspective.
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ReplyDeleteYou can almost hear Mary's jaw clench as Jeff questions her judgment.
"Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, my dear man, who on earth would ever come to you for advice?"
There goes your goodnight peck on the cheek, Jeff.
-- Scottie McW.
Is it even possible that this difference of opinion between Mary and Jeff could escalate into an actual argument? Oh, please, KM, you could make a lot of people happy this week!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure, but I think it was the last argument between them (2013) that had Mary considering moving back to NYC and into the arms of Ken Kensington (aka banana head).
HelenClark
Ah yes, closure and clarity. The two C’s. Sometimes it’s easier if they’d both move on to the pool party and don’t look back.
ReplyDeleteJeff, I know you've had a few too many beers when we had dinner at the Bum Boat - so I'll just pretend you didn't say that.
ReplyDeleteJeff: Mary, I didn't realize you knew so much about Jared and his angsty need for "closure". Maybe you should just get Jared to take you out for dinner next time. I can tell you his choice will not measure up to going to the Bum Boat, more like a sub sandwich in an actual leaky boat.
ReplyDelete"Jeff, if that's your real name, how dare you question my gift of perfect advice! I believe it is well past time to consciously uncouple. I shall engage a taxi for my excursion homeward. Off you go, little man, off you go!"
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