Okay, no cliff tops, and no circuses. I can't think of any other place they could possibly hold their wedding. This is getting tough. Better get that wedding planner.
Oh, where will the wedding supper be ? Unhuh unhuh In the gazebo in front of Charterstone Building three! Unhuh Unhuh Who will bake the wedding cake? It’ll be muffins, for goodness sake!
Oh, for heaven’s sake, just go to the courthouse! Or, if you want a destination wedding, Las Vegas. I’m sure Zak can afford a properly licensed Elvis impersonator.
Perhaps Iris is so preoccupied she hasn't noticed that Wilbur is lurking in the back seat. And as for that bar of yellow beyond the driver side window, it's a giant banana slug.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Oh, where will the wedding supper be ? Unhuh unhuh
ReplyDeleteIn the gazebo in front of Charterstone Building three! Unhuh Unhuh
Who will bake the wedding cake?
It’ll be muffins, for goodness sake!
Panel 2: That’s the arm of an available wedding planner trying to get Iris’s attention.
ReplyDeleteA wedding circus would be great - bring it on! What better way to spend some of Zak’s millions?
Has anyone figured out why June always adds a wide bar of yellow to every window that she draws? Despite her talent, she stinks at drawing glass.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Panel 1. Is that someone sitting in the back seat or just one really big headrest?
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Perhaps just a modest ceremony at her endocrinologist’s office, with Saul as officiant. We don’t want it to become a circus.
ReplyDeleteOh, for heaven’s sake, just go to the courthouse! Or, if you want a destination wedding, Las Vegas. I’m sure Zak can afford a properly licensed Elvis impersonator.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't want your wedding to be a circus, don't invite any clowns. By the way, if you're looking for a caterer, why not try Blondie Bumstead.
ReplyDeleteif iris was on reality tv everyone would hate her
ReplyDeleteDon't do it Iris! Margo Magee was planning her parents wedding when a thyroid storm struck & blew away her entire strip!
ReplyDeletePerhaps Iris is so preoccupied she hasn't noticed that Wilbur is lurking in the back seat. And as for that bar of yellow beyond the driver side window, it's a giant banana slug.
ReplyDeleteYes, a thyroid has ruined many a wedding.
ReplyDeleteIris, what volunteer work? Maybe have the wedding at the place you volunteer at!
ReplyDeleteI choose to believe that Iris was in fact diagnosed by her doctor as having a severe case of "Wonky Thyroid".
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