Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Mary Worth 4182

Wilbur's got his stalker shoes on. He snuck right up on her. I get the feeling this may become a running gag.

13 comments:

  1. 'Wilbur what are YOU doing here..."

    ... at the hairdresser: "How serendipitous, I'm getting weave."
    ... at the DMV: "How serendipitous, I had nothing to do all day."
    ... at the bushes: "How serendipitous. I'm stalking Iris too!"

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  2. I wonder where you can buy lipstick to match your hair color.

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  3. Accent on gag, Wanders.

    Estelle’s Valentine’s Day gift to Wilbur should be a restraining order.

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  4. Tired: "Just leave me alone."
    Wired: "Stay back, I have a flamethrower."
    Inspired: "Cower, creature of darkness, before my jar of reduced-fat mayonnaise."

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  5. Is stalkendipitous a word?

    I’ve got a sinking feeling we’re in for at least a week of increasingly stilted chance encounters before Ed finally brings Wilbur down with a tranquilizer dart.

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  6. Shades of Aldo, the Mary Worth-less stalker. Will Wil-bore go off a cliff?

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  7. Estelle tries to ditch Wilbur by hiding in the ladies room, but he pops in anyway. "Oh, my mistake, I thought this is one of those unisex bathrooms. Well, as long as I'm here . . ."

    -- Scottie McW.

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  8. Hilarious comments, everyone! Sorry, Wilbur. It's too late for you to woo "Stell" back with big words like "serendipitous".

    I do wonder, however, how KM has managed to deprive us of the satisfying scene of Estelle pointedly letting Wilbur know that their "break" is now permanent. Perhaps her irritation at being stalked will drive her to it, but even Wilbur deserves to know where he stands, especially because he is so decidedly obtuse about taking a hint.

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  9. The prominent display of his "wattle" is part of Wilbur's elaborate mating ritual.

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  10. Aw, June has given us some Valentine's Day hearts. But I'm not sure Pierre will love treats designed for kitties. Then again, dogs will eat anything. Dogs are great.

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  11. Estelle: "Wilbur, what are you doing in my bedroom in the middle of the night?"

    Wilbur: "Sorry Stell, I lost a sock and it was either in the dryer or ... here it is, under your bed! I'm so glad I took the time to have an extra key made. Hey, mind if I climb in ... ?"

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  12. @Jerry Smith - too funny; best comment of the day! Congrats!

    HelenClark

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  13. Grozar, I had the exact same thought, and it led me to go find this video that someone (not myself) made at the time of that storyline. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7nCEPAZWGY

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