Mary has totally misread this situation! She thinks Frank is just a jerk, but it turns out Lynn is every bit as competitive as her father. S...

Or, Mary, perhaps Lynn just doesn't enjoy meeting you! I think that's a much more logical explanation. After all, Frank has been coa...

The irony is that Frank Griffin has forgotten that the Greatest Judge of All is watching him. And Mary Worth is about to land the quadruple-...

Oh, now I understand. This isn't about coaching Lynn to win the championship ice skating game. It's about Frank turning Mary Worth i...

Wow. Frank's coaching is so insanely intense that Lynn's entire cell structure has undergone rapid mitosis. That, or this has someth...

Speed? Jumps? Drama? I can think of something else that's a LOT like skating: Today's Full Strip

For those who enjoyed Sunday's post about Li'l Abner's parody of Mary Worth , I have searched and searched for the Mary Worth st...

"Old Friend" is what I call someone when I can't remember their name. It's a little social trick I've been using since...

Once again, Santa Royale International Airport fails to keep Jeff Corey, M.D., from getting to the gate without a boarding pass. And I think...

Too soon, Mary. Too soon. Today's Full Strip