I can't tell you how excited I am to try the blobs at New Diner!

"I'm tired of sitting at the little kids' table. I want to sit at the big people's table!"

No, Iris, she didn't mean YOU. Oh, wait, that's your twenty-five year old son whom you've been ignoring while you dated your t...

Just because something doesn't last forever, doesn't mean it doesn't feel like it will never end.

Gosh, people sure were hip during the Great Depression. I want to thank everyone who participated in our Winter Fund Raising Campaign! Th...

Don't know what to do with your tax refund? Now's the time to consider making a donation to Mary Worth and Me. Your donations go to...

For someone who wants to make a difference, there isn't a lot of difference being made here...

It sure was devastating when Zak broke up with Iris.

Oh, I don't know. See if your son has any left-over Vicodin and give that a try. He seemed to think it was pretty good after a break u...

"Of course it wasn't mutual, Mary. He didn't see me with you! "