Don't dismiss it too quickly. Muffin World is a magical place, where everyone is happy all the time, flower fairies roam freely, and e...

I once got a sliver under my fingernail. I used to think that was irritating.

But seriously, Ted. You're a salesman. Do you have any experience in the food distribution industry? Any at all?

Last night, I dreamt I was Frank Zappa, and I was performing solo in my elementary school cafeteria. I was disappointed that only about 40...

I don't think Wilbur will like the idea of having to pay for his muffins! He's a little short on cash these days.

"If you make one million muffins, and I sell them for $1.49 each... well, you do the math!"

Soon, Mary's (Personally Developed) Magical Muffins™ will appear wrapped up in polypropylene in 7-Eleven's and Sunoco A-Plus marts...

Jeff and Ted are like George and Lennie in Of Mice and Men. This will be a powerful story.

As Mary and Ted greet each other with the Secret Meddling Society handshake, they already understand one another better than Jeff Cory eve...

Ted Miller sounds like quite a character! In fact, he sounds like two characters. I'm thinking of Ted Confey, and Adam Miller. I...