I can only think of one thing...

From outside the door: "Mary's Muffins is nothing without me! I'm the only reason you'll be giving out free samples on Sa...

I for one am sad to see that Ted has dropped his head muffin as unceremoniously as the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette dropped Mary Worth from its...

For those of you who think nothing ever happens in the Sunday strip, hold on to your skullcap because your mind is about to explode. First,...

If you had asked me six months ago what words I would expect never to hear in this comic strip, "I KNOW you want ME as much as I want...

Ted ought to go into business with Dawn. She'll go out with anyone. As several have already pointed out, we should never forget that ...

I sometimes wonder if this is some elaborate plot of Jeff's, to help Mary appreciate the benefits of being off the market.

I'm not that bright, so it is difficult for even this strip to insult my intelligence. But when it does, I tend to get a little worked...

Hey, here's something else they have in common! They both hold their expensive cell phones in that impossibly awkward and risky way. I...

Mary Worth is not a hugger.