But, hey, it was the sixties in Brooklyn. Everyone had an arranged marriage. The condo board has rejected my petition to add this song to...

Death metal music is also gnarly. But hopefully, we can learn from it.

Grief is not a plot. The only way this is a plot is if either Mary is hitting on Myster Wynter, or if the two of them discover that they b...

Mary's really good at coming up with obscure quotes that are totally apropos for the moment. I can only quote television, which someti...

A blood clot doesn't sound like such a bad way to get out of this story.

Write your creative answers in the comments section, only here's the challenge: You can't use the words "salmon," "...

"Myster Wynter, I can bring Bella back... All I will need is a patch of her fur, some black chalk, and a strong electric current. Oh,...

Your dog died, Myster Wynter. Would you care for an appetizer?

Mary begins to comprehend that she may have been responsible for Bella's early demise.

Something that Myster Wynter has already learned, but Toby will never ever in a bazillion years understand.