Poor, Ian. The only student he ever loved, turns on him like a weather vane in Kansas. I really, really thought they had a future together...

"Certain things are meant to be overlooked. Like your obesity, and your chin beard."

Do you kiss your economics professor with that mouth?

"After all that time I put into buttering him up, I could have been working on my assignment instead! And believe me, flattering Ian ...

I'll be late for work if I don't stop laughing.

Of course, I can't be certain, but I believe his exact thoughts are, "Thank heaven for our tiny little utensils! Portion control ...

I don't recall seeing Jannie in a turtleneck sweater before, but I'm glad that when Ian imagines Jannie in the privacy of his own ...

That look was cute on Libby the One-Eyed Cat, but on you it just looks strained.

We get it, June. Kids today spend too much time staring at their phones, making them as cold and detached as Medussa's statuary.

I fell in love with June Brigman this week. I wonder if she'd like to hang out and smoke.