Sunday, March 29, 2009

Mary Worth 475

It may be hard economic times for the rest of the world, but in Santa Royale, new restaurants are popping up all over town:

That red Kool-Aid runs right through you and causes Mary to utter her first words in weeks: "Excuse me." And what does she end up doing? Inadvertently wandering into the men's room to overhear Ted talking to his mother on his transistor camera electric razor radio phone.

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  1. Adrien's still working? Since when? For the past several weeks she has been galavanting around SR dining, driving, and window shopping. What about her patients? Doesn't anyone care about them.

    Perhaps Ted should get a job as a waitperson in one of SRs many fine dining establishments.

    And lastly, I couldn't help but notice that some of the purple on Dr. Adrien's turtleneck has come off on her jacket. Purple and black now. What's next?

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  2. Based on that horrid case of jaundice, it appears Ted isn't long of this world.

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  3. It looks to me like Adrian will be taking the next trip to Peace Village.

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  4. Several horrible thoughts come to mind looking at todays adventure:
    1.Mary has wandered into the men's room!?
    2.Ted is standing at the urinal while using the "phone"!?
    3.The men's room is open to the food prep area of the kitchen!?
    Yikes!!

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  5. To Scots, a Fey is a person fated to die soon. Does that make Confey an ill-fated convict?

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  6. Maconmemad: Yeah, that's GROSS alright! This new restaurant won't be open long once the health dept. learns where the chefs are getting their cooking water!
    I had a hunch Mary was having bladder problems! Her prolonged silence has made me think she just hasn't been feeling too well lately.

    And now... fuzzy thinking brought on by infection has led her right into the men's room! Hoo boy, returning to that dinner table is going to be very awkward.

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  7. speaking of continuity...

    friday the view behind dr jeff was of another table. saturday a lovely picture window with a lovely view of santa royale. and today, it's the swinging double doors into the kitchen!
    tomorrow... a parallel universe!

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  8. Charterstone ExplainerMarch 29, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    The changing view is easily explained by the fact that every diner is seated on a slowly-rotating turntable.

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  9. Well, at least Mary's little foray into the men's room has revealed the reason for her unnaturally long silence.

    Apparently she has been sitting at the table trying to think of a way to explain how her recent trip out of state - taken while Adrian and Ted were in-car-cerated - was not to visit friends but for to undergo a little medical 'procedure'.

    Oh the twists and turns.

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  10. Why is Adrian wearing a blue skull cap?

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  11. Red Kool-Aid--hey Wanders, are you a fan of Y Sparkle? That's the best!

    --wheelhead

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  12. I have a feeling that waiter McSnooty doesn't just work at all these restaurants, he OWNS them, too! That would explain a lot.

    Poor Mary, she should be drinking cranberry juice for her problem not red kool-aid.

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  13. Perhaps Mary is using the appropriate restroom, and that is why she cannot consummate the relationship with Dr. Jeff after all these long long years.

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  14. In the 03/30 strip Ted is standing outside the Women's restroom where Queenie is least likely to find him.

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  15. I think Ted's behavior shows that he wants to be caught. Now, maybe Mary will help Adrian 'wake up and smell the coffee'.

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  16. Fill in the blank. "I love you too,________"

    My answer? Lydia!

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  17. My husband had raised this question. How far is Santa Royale from the town of Stepford? We wonder if that is where Adrian came from originally.

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  18. MAN: I want a transistor camera electric razor radio phone!
    ANNOUNCER: New on enormoushop.com..!

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