Saturday, April 4, 2009

Mary Worth 480

Woah. That is alarming! With that penciled-in mustache, you wouldn't necessarily expect to find him in the ladies room!

This looks like a definite Sanka moment!



Special thank you to Robert for selecting Rock and Roll Waltz for the Charterstone Jukebox for winning our most recent Not-A-Real-Contest contest.

Today's Full Strip

16 comments:

  1. Looks like a full internets investigation is about to begin. Maybe they can Noogle his name or perhaps if they look him up in Netapedia there may be a listing!

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  2. FINALLY! Maybe Mary will bring Toby in on the case...or that internet fraud chick. or maybe Jeff will call in some of his old buddies like Barnaby Jones or Columbo, or even better Barney Fife! lol

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  3. I absolutely cannot get over the fact that these people can do NOTHING without food or beverages. Can Moy think of no other props besides food????

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  4. Always good to the last drop. Or is that drip as in Moy.

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  5. Those chinos do Jeff's figure no favors. He really must stop buying his clothes at the grocery store.

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  6. I don't think Jeff is up to this level of meddling. Won't it be awesome when he messes everything up and Mary has to come in like the pro she is and fix it all.

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  7. Well, nothing left to do but curl up and get comfy on Mary's sharp-edged, solid gold couch.

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  8. KomiKolors PromotionsApril 4, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    A hearty thanks and "Koloring Kudos!" to twelve-year-old Anna Wilkerson of Miss Ambrose's sixth grade class in Watumna, Iowa, for coloring this week's strips.

    Great job Anna!

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  9. I'm sorry to disappoint Komi, but 5th grader Beatrice Chestnut is the long established coloring artist for Mary Worth.

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  10. I suppose a duel between Jeff and Ted is too much to ask for.

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  11. Snoopy colors better. He won a contest recently.

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  12. Wanders: they've been randomly rotating the Saturday strips amongst sixth grade contest winners. Just as each Tuesday strip is actually written using nothing but Scrabble letters randomly selected by jaundiced baboons.

    (Insert "The More You Know" PSA logo here)

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  13. Chester (still with the flu)April 4, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    Fact: Jeff'a coat is made of green stainless steel.

    Fact: Jeff shops for pants at Blair.com

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  14. Holy moly! Jeff's checkered shirt (checks having been properly reinstated, I see!) is now a dark BLUE! I also see a single pillow on Mary's sharp-edged, golden "Sofa King" couch. Hmmm... I wonder, though--where is the OTHER one? You KNOW how Mary insists on symmetry!
    In excitement over his foray into *detective work*, perhaps Jeff has carelessly tossed his jacket over it? If so, he's messing with Mary's head and he'd better watch out!

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  15. "stumbled upon Ted"? Is Mary finally admitting that she may need glasses?

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  16. Charlotte Rae! She was great. Thanks for posting the YouTube clip.

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