Jeff actually looks like he's setting up some kind of cheesy joke: "I like Scott, except for one thing: He's a man! Otherwise, I'd marry him myself!" But I'm sure once Jeff get's his head out of the clouds, he'll find lots of things not to like about Scott Hewlett!
- His hands feel soft and puffy when he shakes.
- His belt never matches his slacks.
- He keeps his Kleenex in a flowered cozy.
- He cries too much.
- He isn't Scott Hewlett the ink-jet printer heir. He's the other Scott Hewlett.
- His Smartcar.
- He eats too many Fun-yuns before he comes over.
The list could go one. I'd love to hear what you think the One Thing is that Jeff doesn't like, or any of the millions of things you think are worthy of the list.
Jeff actually looks like he's setting up some kind of cheesy joke: "I like Scott, except for one thing: He's a man! Otherwise, I'd marry him myself!" But I'm sure once Jeff get's his head out of the clouds, he'll find lots of things not to like about Scott Hewlett!
Well, he obviously doesn't like him because he isn't a sexless, meddling old biddy who likes pink colored soylent green squares.
ReplyDelete"I like Scott, except for one thing... He likes Ginger, and I'm a Mary Ann type of guy."
ReplyDelete--he ticketed my Adrian for driving without a steering wheel. That is soooo unfair!
ReplyDelete--he refuses to call Adrian "Queenie", even though he KNOWS she adores that nickname!
... he doesn't seem to be looking for my daughter's 5 grand.
ReplyDelete...his mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries (oops, two things).
ReplyDelete"I like Scott, except for one thing...he slurps his Sanka."
ReplyDelete"I like Scott, except for one thing...he gets smudge marks on my Nations Geography magazines."
... he insists on frisking me when he comes over to visit.
ReplyDeleteHe prefers Gilbert and Sullivan to Rogers a nd Hammerstein.
ReplyDeleteduckdg that's 50 large, not 5. Vicki likes to go long when being fleeced.
Thanks. A significant difference where I come from. Whatever the amount, it doesn't seem to have much value in Santa Royale.
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't offered to donate a very impressive number to Peace Village. Yet.
ReplyDelete"After what she's been through... I wonder if she could handle it if anything happened to him."
ReplyDeleteOf course she could handle it, Jeff.
Adrian would cry profusely at the desk of the funeral home director who will wear a gold-colored jacket. He'll see a strong capable woman beneath the tears and fall in love with her. All better!
Mary's getting so hip in today's strip. "Don't go there, Jeff!" Next thing we know, "Don't get all up in my grill, Jeffshizzle!" will replace "Capische?"
ReplyDeleteWhat IS it with Mary Worth characters and finger pointing!? Every other day someone is pointing a finger at somebody! Mary is scaring me with her "don't go there". She sounds like a gangsta.
ReplyDeleteDuckduckgoose is right about the funeral home director!
Not that I'd want anything bad to happen to Scott, of course, but what a great business opportunity that could be for A.!
She is such a lousy doctor she could supply a funeral home guy a steady stream of, er, "referred customers."
Amber, that is what I was thinking, that Scott hasn't donated to Peace Village yet. (not that Ted REALLY did).
ReplyDeleteDangerous situations? I'd say an evening with Adrian and her kicky scarves, wouild be pretty dangerous.
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