Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Mary Worth 650

"I have an uneasiness that I can't seem to shake. Plus, sitting in this tackle box gives me a regrettable discomfortableness. However, gently touching my daddy's elbow makes the fishhooks in my posterior feel so much more vague."

Today's Full Strip

10 comments:

  1. birdieJanuary 12, 2010 at 8:43 AM

    Kurt, you're laying it on a little heavy with the guilt trip. Subtlety is the key.

    And where is Mary? You'd think she'd have dropped by to see how Wilbur was doing with the evil internets. You can't tell me a stranger is staying with Wilbur and Mary hasn't heard about it. Is she losing her touch?

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  2. Toots McGeeJanuary 12, 2010 at 9:35 AM

    "I'm sorry to hear that Kurt. Say, these pocketless stretch jeans have done wonders for by sense of "uneasiness". They look great with a kicky pair of espadrilles."

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  3. tuffenuffJanuary 12, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    "I'm sorry to hear that, Kurt."...

    "Now, enough about you - let's talk about Abby and me some more..."

    Good thing Wilbur WAS an absent dad. The only thing worse than an absent dad, is a present dad who takes zero interest in your issues.

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  4. Chester the DogJanuary 12, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    Now I know that Mom jeans come in Mens sizes!

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  5. BrickJanuary 12, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    Here is a tip on what to do when someone is trying to inflict guilt: Be thick skinned ...or thick.

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  6. VickiJanuary 12, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Kurt is scooting ever closer towards Wilbur in panel two. Is he going to suck his thumb and sit on Wilbur's lap next?

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  7. phoebes in santa feJanuary 12, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    Kurt is actually regressing in age in every segment so far. Is this the Moy/Giella version of Benjamin Button?

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    If I recall correctly, the last time Wilbur was almost had (by Toby's evil sister), Dawn resorted to desparate measures. Could this be the Triumphant Return of Woody?

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  9. TarynJanuary 12, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    I'm still laughing over the uneasy restlessness. Somehow it sounds like a reason to take some Exlax or Correctol.

    I've got a bad feeling about this guy. Another Aldo? Ted maybe? Or how about an internet ripoff artist?

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  10. Butcha Are, BlancheJanuary 12, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    If this guy keeps getting younger in every strip then by next Tuesday Wilbur will be chatting with a fetus.

    Although it's good to see Wilbur has updated his tackle from Huck Finn-era tree branches n' clothesline. You're in the early-to-mid 20th century now, Wilbur! And there's no turnin' back!

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