Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mary Worth 697

I'm not surprised to learn the Westons have received correspondence from the medical lab; I have corresponded with our local medical lab for years. They are delightful and compose the most marvelous letters. I save them in a box marked "Correspondence" that I have decorated with stickers of hearts and kittens and beakers.

Today's Full Strip

12 comments:

  1. WandersMarch 3, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    Also, I must observe that Wilbur's mirror is the perfect height for working on his comb-over.

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  2. ImogeneMarch 3, 2010 at 9:21 PM

    Oh! Is that Wilbur's mirror? I thought maybe it was another computer monitor, since it doesn't seem to reflect anything. Whichever, it is certainly mounted at the right height for a room that has 8' tall doors, 6' tall dressers, and a bed that Wilbur would need a stepstool to climb into. No wonder Kurt always looked so small!

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  3. phoebes in santa feMarch 3, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    Wilbur is a vampire. His image does not appear in mirrors.

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  4. duckduckgooseMarch 4, 2010 at 12:08 AM

    Dear Wilbur,
    It feels like such a long time since the last time we saw you. The past two weeks have been great! The alleged father and child do not share all of the required markers, and the alleged father is not the father of the child.
    System Mother Child Alleged Father Paternity Index
    D3S1358 14,18 14,15 17,18 0.00
    I hope the last two weeks have been going well for you too.
    Your friends,
    Clinical Medical Labs
    P.S. We saw Kurt this morning. He was giving blood with Ron Amalfi.

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  5. TonyMarch 4, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    We could be seeing a record in the making: Longest Time Taken to Open an Envelope, Medical .

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  6. BrickMarch 4, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    I don't mean to correct you while you're so upset, Wilbur, but we distinctly heard you say ALMOST... it ALMOST doesn't matter if you're his father or not.

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  7. Vicki (with writer's cramp)March 4, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    Oh yes, Wanders, I LOVE getting correspondence from the Medical lab, too! I keep mine in a handy file folder sans stickers, though.

    I hear if you're on their "preferred" Medical Lab-Corresponder list, they will send you a groovy little mushroom shaped lamp suitable for your desk or dresser! Oh man, I want one of those.

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  8. Vicki (got stickers?)March 4, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    Oh yes, Wanders, I LOVE getting correspondence from the Medical lab, too! I keep mine in a handy file folder sans stickers, though.

    I hear if you're on their "preferred" Medical Lab-Corresponder list, they will send you a groovy little mushroom shaped lamp suitable for your desk or dresser! Oh man, I want one of those.

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  9. VickiMarch 4, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    looks like I get my correspondence in DUPLICATE, haha!

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  10. AnonymousMarch 4, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    I also correspond with the BMV, IRS, various utility companies, and my favorite, the cable company. They even told me that I am one of their preferred correspondents. I just love those guys.

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  11. Chester the Corresponding DogMarch 4, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    Today I received CORRESPONDENCE from my cable company, informing me of a special offer.

    Pay now or my service will be cut off.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 4, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Isn't Dawn a student? Does she ever go to class?

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