It's so out of control that Mary Worth is peeling off her Sweet Old Lady face to reveal her Inner Maniac face. Look out, Bonnie, you're about to be Meddled.Today's Full Strip
It's so out of control that Mary Worth is peeling off her Sweet Old Lady face to reveal her Inner Maniac face. Look out, Bonnie, you're about to be Meddled.
Does Bonnie save her receipts? I believe Maisie's will allow her to return unused items within 180 days of purchase.
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm confused. Does Bonnie Johnson have an addiction to shopping, or is it a hoarding disorder? Or is it--egads--both?
ReplyDeleteI would like to know what store on this planet uses those red and white striped boxes. And what could possibly be inside?
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's with all the gift boxes? I don't recall seeing those from my frequent shopping sprees at Marcy's or Maisie's.
ReplyDeleteChester. I'm afraid those striped boxes come from Gloria's Secret... Notorious Secret?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, because this is Bonnie we're talking about, I hope to never see what's inside of them.
@Chester--You can be sure whatever is in those lovely striped boxes is green. Bonnie? seems to have a real fondness for the color green.
ReplyDeleteI have to give Bonnie? brownie points for at least TRYING (somewhat)to organize her purchases. I'm talking about the garment rack and the boxes neatly stacked. Poor thing, though, it's just "out of control"...
Oh lordee, won't Mary have some JUICY GOSSIP for Toby now!? As soon as she puts her "nice" face back on.
Why does Bonnie look so young, trim and pretty on the weekends, but seems to morph into Ernest Borgnine in drag, come Monday? Oh, I noticed my song suggestion actually made it to the jukebox! I feel so special! Now, if only the condo board would follow my suggestions about repainting the parking lot lines, I'd be a happy woman!
ReplyDeleteI thkn this is really all Ernnies fault, as he was too darned cheap to rent one of those storage lockers in the basement of Charterstone.
ReplyDeleteNot only is she removing her face, there is a fist sprouting from her neck! Perhaps the first sign of a body snatcher?
ReplyDeleteTidy Over Shopping & Hording Disorder. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see B?'s kitchen. Hundreds of rolls of Bounty!
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