Friday, September 3, 2010

Mary Worth 837

Once again, we see that people who are dead seem to be at peace. I wonder why that is? Since Mary Worth's version of heaven includes painfully uncomfortable park benches, rock hard mattresses and an endless supply of pretzel sticks.

13 comments:

  1. phoebes in santa feSeptember 3, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    "All he endured"?

    What about the lousy life Dr Mike/Mikey has pissed and moaned about since Lonnie went off to play Charles Bronson?

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2010 at 12:57 AM

    If by "endured" you mean "foolishly and needlessly inflicted misery and suffering upon himself", then yes, Dr. Mike. Yes, your dad surely "endured" a whole bunch.

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  3. TarynSeptember 4, 2010 at 4:19 AM

    Wanders, since someone else mentioned that this whole quagmire started with Bonnie? and ended with Lonnie?, I humbly ask if you could add "Chain of Fools" to the jukebox. After all, this entire story is composed of a chain of fools. ;)

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  4. djangosmomSeptember 4, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    Taryn, great idea! I love that song.

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  5. heydaveSeptember 4, 2010 at 10:23 AM

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  6. heydaveSeptember 4, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    The surreal world of MW mocks you. Words do not mean what you think they mean, faces change from scene to scene, the laws of physics are merely annoying guidelines for the weak.

    Bow down!

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  7. duckdgSeptember 4, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    My pet hamster, Chipper, seemed at peace when he died. He was probably glad to be off of that wheel.

    His death left me free to love, which is good because I met my husband a mere 15 years later.

    All in all, I suppose it was a good thing for Chipper to have endured his hamster wheel and died peacefully so that I could be free to love.

    Art imitates life.

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  8. VickiSeptember 4, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    hooboy, Dr. Mike is deep into the cult, regurgitating ALL of Mary's favorite buzz words: "connecting" "lightness"... "freedom". Mary will give him an approving nod as she basks in his unwavering devotion. He is but putty in her hands! All he needs now is a pair of ice skates to "keep it tight".

    Btw, has Mary sworn off the use of lipstick? She is looking quite pale and uncolorful these days.

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    The hand sticking out of Dr. Mike's chest today (the 4th) is just laughable! How bad can it get?

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    Now Dr. Mike is free to nourish an enduring anger at his late mother for never explaining to him why his father left, leaving him to nourish a lingering pain over his father's absence... lather, rinse, repeat...

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  11. RobertSeptember 4, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    Vicki, Dr. Mike has even taken on Mary's "all Jungian, all the time" approach to therapy. Although the chances of Mary relinquishing Dr. Mike's patients is slim to none.

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  12. VickiSeptember 4, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    @Robert -- LOL, slim to none is right! :)

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  13. Chester (at brunch)September 5, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    BUT will Dr. Mike take Jenna to the Bum Boat for unlimited drinks at brunch?

    Mike: My father loved mimosas. Beer and Sunny D.

    Jenna: I can top that! Then lets go to Maisies, I have a patient to stalk.

    Mike: Fat, old BBJ?

    Jenna: Shh!

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