Sure, in a public forum like her Facebook page, or her newspaper column, Mary warns against living the regrettable life. But just a week or so ago, in private, she was advocating for a life without contrition.
Sure, in a public forum like her Facebook page, or her newspaper column, Mary warns against living the regrettable life. But just a week or so ago, in private, she was advocating for a life without contrition.
Mary's wearing purple today! She's gone over to the Dawn side.
ReplyDeleteMary's jaw seems to be collapsing. She needs to see her dentist, or her plastic surgeon--or maybe just put her lower plate back in.
ReplyDelete..."Worth it" ha ha; good catch Chauncey @ cleveland.com! I wonder if he's one of the Clevelanders on this blog?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of form/spreadsheet/whatever is Mary typing into, for Pete's sake?
ReplyDeleteI think that no one is submitting questions to "Ask Wendy" anymore because Mary/Wendy only spouts tiresome drivel. If you need help with an intrusive mother-in-law or a cheating spouse, don't ask Wendy.
Mary looks like she's going in for The Pick in Panel Two.
ReplyDeleteYOU! You are a loyal and optimistic reader! You did nothing to deserve the torturous pace of this story.
ReplyDeleteMary is to 'Ask Wendy' what the radio 'call-in' show host who talks non-stop without taking calls from the show start to the first commercial is to their show.
ReplyDeletep.s. Wanders--loved the 'validation' link yesterday. I laughed, I cried, I was uplifted, all without being preached at. See Karen Moy--it can be done!
Brick, thank you, I feel validated now!
ReplyDeleteYou know what would be great? If a coven of ninjas suddenly appeared and broke Mary's fingers.
ReplyDeleteHey!
ReplyDeleteI'm one of the Clevelanders on this blog.